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[–] iheartmypuppy 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

clearly written by a tumblrina herself. Probably had practice from all those "shipping" fan fictions

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[–] Swoledamort 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Oh no, he's a man, and not stable mentally, and took a fat dudes cock, here's another post by this fucking winner. http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1j5xzq/worst_sex_you_ever_had/cbbhsc5

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I know I'm going to regret clicking on this, but here goes.

Edit: Two sentences in and I noped the hell right out. Curse you Swole!

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[–] FupaHooper 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

OH NO OH NO. I didn't read it but i know where this is going. Warning: gay secrets below.

Warning to gay/bi Shitlords who don't know already, as well as straight guys/ladies into anal: a fat bottom can't clean out. It just can't happen. Further, he probably doesn't eat healthily and thus probably has fat people diarrhea constantly. So no rimjobs. :(

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[–] TheOnlyOtherRedditor 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Probably written by some fat neckbeard while the tumblerinas imagine some adonis typing up that original post.

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[–] HarpoonTheWhales 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

My SO was completely honest about losing a slight amount of attraction to me when I gained 10 pounds. I promptly lost that shit and do everything I can to look good for him.

P.S. Nice username ;) although you're slightly nicer to the whales than I am!

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[–] SeigneurdesEtrons 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Deporting whales to Japan would do the trick, but it does lack the visceral cathartic sadism of landing a flank-shot with a three-meter hooked pole and seeing the leviathan burp out its death cry of "cheeseburger... extra mayo".

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[–] GenevieveJenkins 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"And a diet soda! I'm on a diet!"

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[–] fat_consequences 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Read the first paragraph cringing more than I thought possible and noped my way out of there

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[–] Cyracs 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

like the gliding of baby oil off an unconscious toddler's arse

What. The. Fuck.

So not only does he like fat chicks, he's a pedophile too?

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[–] KJkrunch 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Reading through some of the comments is just as awful. I'm not a bad person for telling my partner if they ballooned up I'd dump their ass. I'm keeping him on his toes. :/

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[–] Cyracs 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Keeping him healthy too. Fat is harder on his heart than it is on your eyes!

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[–] LordBaal 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I feel physically ill after reading that.

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[–] ajswdf 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Direct link.

/r/sex is pro-fat. They have an article in their FAQ about how dieting doesn't work. Heaven forbid people actually want to lose weight to improve their sex lives.

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[–] Snibbin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's fucking pathetic. Losing 50 pounds last year has completely revolutionized my sex life with my wife. These fatties don't know what they are missing, real human sex...

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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

/r/sex is pro-fat.

I actually browsed it for a bit just now and holy shit, you weren't kidding, the amount of disgusting fattie sex stories on there is insane, it's downright worrying to think that such people are might be reproducing.

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

God, I had sex with an absolutely unbelievable fit specimen last week and running my fingers down his six-pack and over the veins on his lower belly was the hottest thing ever. Second only to his broad shoulders tapering down to a waist so tiny, I could almost make my hands touch around it.

No thanks, I'll stick to fit guys....

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[–] FupaHooper 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is not sounding/smelling like a plunger going into a toilet during sex.

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