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[–] PetChan 0 points 79 points (+79|-0) ago 

I don't remember who posted it, but someone came up with a good theory for why fat women have the highest demands when it comes to dating. Because they're so undesirable, they pretend to have super high standards so they can act like that's the only thing keeping them single.

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[–] SloptimusPrime 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Tbh there's probably a lot of reasons, someone in a psychology field could probably write a whole paper on the subject, but some other things that likely feed into it:

Compensating, they know they're grotesque and having an attractive significant other reassures them that they're not

Instant gratification, they're just lazy and greedy, they don't want to work on a relationship they just want someone to provide for them

Little to no understanding of the human body, explains why they are fat to begin with, but something I like to call "neckbeard syndrome" where a person's expectations are laid out by things like television and works of fiction along with confirmation bias coupled with no self awareness, they expect everyone to be a 10 because it works that way in movies and books and that the ugly main character (them) has to have a great personality to make up for not being attractive

My personal favorite theory is the MySpace angle theory where fatasses only want taller guys because he will constantly view them from the MySpace angle and will somehow be fooled.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Little to no understanding of the human body, explains why they are fat to begin with

the tv doesn't help, look at Abby on NCIS for instance she's always chugging 60 oz fountain pops. There was an episode I recently watched where she had about a dozen cups laying around. Where in real life she wpuld be huge drinkimg that much sugar. Regular tv, shows humans either eating a ton of food or tasting food like humans normally eat.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And don't forget, they're whole life they grow up being told that they are special snowflakes and deserve the very best!

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Omg it all makes sense now...

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[–] recon_johnny 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Holy shit......<boom>. Mind blown.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Wow, it really does!

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[–] wmeth 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Right on.

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[–] markrod420 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That... Makes a lot of sense actually.

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

patterns her?

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[–] elfupacabra 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

From Urban dictionary:

"To fix yourself/get yourself together after doing some stupid ass shit or just picking up yo damn life. Also, means to get yourself into line/know your place. John : Your mother is fucking ugly as all fucking hell

Alex : Pattern b"

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

jesus christ, to fix a fatty's pattern he'd have to do a John Doe and slice away its fat

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[–] SlimeJime 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I though it meant spank her when she plays up (leaving patterns on her butt) but then again I'm v kinky so maybe that's just my mind making everything about bdsm.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I like the twist of your shiv.

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[–] itsfunatthetop 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

This fits with my time on Tinder. Fat, bitter, entitled women (I can't speak to the men) who spell out ridiculous standards. Everyone sees through the farce. No one of quality wants to be with them, so they set it up so they can say, "no one meets my standards" rather than admit the truth: they're fat and ugly (inside and out).

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That is amazingly similar to what they actually look like. My mind doesn't even know if they've used a bag or an actual top because that is exactly what their body shape is.

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[–] Mobius_racetrack22 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Nice visualization of "ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag".

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[–] performance 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's called a "bitch shield." They act like a cunt to intentionally push off guys so that they can later say how there's no decent men out there. They know they're fugly but can't admit it so they do this instead. It's been around forever.

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[–] bambou1991 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Wow Leslie Jones lost some weight!

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[–] markrod420 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Cold blooded. Love it.