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[–] Amelia_Earnhardt_Jr 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I've heard every 100lbs lost gains you another inch of penis, dude is probably 300lbs with a 3" dong - every woman's dream.

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[–] BeeGeeAllin 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

If this doesn't prompt you to immediately put a weight loss regimen into action, nothing will. It's like a cancer patient smoking cigarettes through their laryngectomy.

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[–] Amelia_Earnhardt_Jr 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Haha dude I think you've won best Voat username already.