Archived Apparently being 40lbs overweight doesn't make you fat (imgur.com)
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Archived Apparently being 40lbs overweight doesn't make you fat (imgur.com)
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[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
So she's unemployed, overweight, has abhorrent grammar, is demanding a man over six feet tall with a "health body" and, if I'm interpreting the emojis correctly, doesn't have a car?
What a catch.
[–] Captain_Hamerica 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
The emojis are saying the man has to have a job (high paying/management as you need to wear a tie), car, house & healthy body.
[–] Z3xxy9 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Why the fuck have we descended back to hyroglyphics?
[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yeah, I got that bit. I was referring to the crossed out circle and car on their own line.
[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
There are plenty of low paying service industry jobs that Wear ties.
[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It's probably wondering why there isn't a line of sculpted men making $100k outside her door by now.
[–] Fllmia 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Jesus, do those pictures mean something coherent? I thought it was just how millenials expressed they were having a stroke.
[–] trainedharpooner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A lot of it can be totally random, sure. But think of it like ancient hieroglyphics; even if it's not signifying a particular phraseology, it usually conveys some kind of meaning. I'm a millennial, but I don't use them, personally. I just find it kind of interesting from a linguistic perspective.