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[–] Big_Dumb_Animal 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I can hear her now, a dry wheezy growl, "And I swear to god Jimmy," pauses to catch her breath, "if you forget the motherfucing ranch sauce," pauses again more heavy breathing, "I will fucking cut you."

Dramatically tucks her phone under her FUPA and asks the lady behind the desk for a Diet Coke.

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[–] Convair990 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I just scared the shit out of my co-worker laughing so hard at that. Wish I could upgoat more 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Admit it, you were looking at porn!