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[–] Sylph [S] 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Giganto-ham was loudly complaining about their wait time (about 5 minutes) and could barely get two words out without huffing and puffing. FINALLY (/s) gets wheeled up to the desk and starts going on about her condishuns, mainly her "bad back". Then as the woman at the desk starts asking for some information, the shebeast rudely interrupts her by putting its hoof up and says she has to make a call. It's an "IMPORTANT and EXTREMELY TIME SENSITIVE call". The poor lady at the desk just stared and blinked while this behemoth sausage finger mashed her phone, while huffing and puffing the whole time. So fucking rude.

Edit: sorry for the finger in the pic. I was attempting to be subtle, lest she run me down and grind my bones to make her bread.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

10/10 chance that urgent phone call was to Dominos.

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[–] Big_Dumb_Animal 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I can hear her now, a dry wheezy growl, "And I swear to god Jimmy," pauses to catch her breath, "if you forget the motherfucing ranch sauce," pauses again more heavy breathing, "I will fucking cut you."

Dramatically tucks her phone under her FUPA and asks the lady behind the desk for a Diet Coke.

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[–] Sylph [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Gotta avoid starvashun mode

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[–] fat_Fatter_FATTEST 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I laughed so hard I nearly tripped off a curb

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

mainly her "bad back"

I'm sure that I am one of many who despise these fats taking actual disabilities as excuses to get more fat. It still pisses me off when one hits home.

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[–] toecutter ago 

Disabilities, my ass! Look at the whale behind her. What's her fucking excuse? I bet we're paying for this self-inflicted Dr.'s visit of hers. People like her should be made to go to a vet instead of a real Doctor! Fucking cow!

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[–] PromiscuousTaco 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So much for the "jolly fat person" stereotype. Every obese person I've seen seem to be very rude and fly off the handle.

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[–] fabulousalpaca ago 

Couldn't she have made the bloody call while waiting.. Disgusting ham.

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[–] Sylph [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's its niece, apparently lol

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[–] Sylph [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I know this because the monster couldn't speak below a moderate wheeze shout.

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[–] fupascooper 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Laughing so hard husband asking if I'm ok.

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[–] Hillarymade1515 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Out of its misery? Looks like her enabler is already working on that. Her enabler just needs to stop bringing it to the doctor and let nature take its course.

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[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But she has genetic conditions and lives off of 300 calories a day from salad and water and hurt her knees from a job she worked for 4 days over a decade ago! That's no life for a 23 year old!

Kek

Edit: Holy fuck, and look at the one in the wheelchair!

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[–] Sylph [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The one in the wheelchair was the patient in question

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[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Lol, I get it Sylph. I'm just laughing you couldn't capture one fatfuck at the doctor's office without a 2nd sneaking in. Your finger is probably blocking 2 more.

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[–] Hillarymade1515 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ugh! I witnessed once of those hams making a salad just today! 780 calories of dressing on her fucking salad!

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[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

780? It must have been on a diet.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I can't imagine what such a thing would be doing in a hospital. There is nothing in this picture that could lead me to assume poor health.

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[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"Doctor, I hope you can see the gravity of my situation."

"Yes ma'am, I noticed that right away."

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[–] xxhotfuzzxx 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You made me log in to upvote. IRL giggle

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[–] ChicagoSunroof 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

So healthy! No doubt the nurse will look at her chart and say out loud: You are as fit as an Olympic athlete, and then everyone in the waiting room will stand up and applaud!

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[–] BearJewAGH 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I thought veterinarian just came out to the farm so they wouldn't have to load up the pigs and bring them in?

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[–] skinimini 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Were you at Dr. Now's office? Because those two heffalumps look ready for "My 600lb Life"

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[–] Sylph [S] ago 

Haha I was not.

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