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[–] Swoledamort 0 points 52 points (+52|-0) ago 

I can see it all over her face, she's an elite tier closet shitlord. She's the fucking First Shitlady. She's also TERRIBLE at hiding her body language, you can tell she looks at fat people with fat kids with the utmost disdain

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

The SJW crew's heads would collectively explode.

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[–] honormyacanthosis 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Someone just won this comment thread

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[–] didntsayeeeee 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Yeah, but she looks at everyone with disdain.

Remember "this is the first time I've ever been proud to be an American?"

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[–] dildonkers [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yeah, but look at American obesity rates since 1980...

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[–] BasilieuSkubulos 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Whoa, I typed that into my response and then immediately saw yours. I liked the way you think fellow shitlord/shitlady

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[–] AlexanderBlack96 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

In her defence being proud to be American, Mexican, Canadian, English, Chinese, etc is stupid as hell. You didn't do anything to be American, or of any other nationality. To quote George Carlin "I believe that pride should be reserved for something you've achieved on your own." Like being fit for example. I achieved that on my own and so I'm proud of it.

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[–] LeanMeanShitQueen 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

First Shitlady. Can steal for flair? :3

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[–] Swoledamort 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I think it should be reserved for Michelle when Barry leaves office and she obviously comes straight to FPH for advice

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[–] dildonkers [S] 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago  (edited ago)

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/04/06/politics/michelle-obamas-lets-move-turns-5-is-it-working/

On its fifth anniversary, Let's Move has survived criticism from Republicans, food companies, school lunch professionals, and -- perhaps most visibly -- schoolkids themselves, some of who registered their displeasure at new school lunch rules by posting photos of soggy scoops of vegetables on social media.

But amid the onslaught, signs of progress have emerged. Last year the Centers for Disease Control said the prevalence of obesity dropped 43% among young children -- aged 2-4 -- between 2004 and 2012.

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[–] Doctor_Mathematics 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I don't know how you could ever eat enough to get fat at school.

It doesn't help that a lot of schools start serving them chicken nuggets, pizza, burgers, fries, and stuff at such a young age. I remember my elementary school (1st grade - 4th grade) lunches where like that. No veggies. Just like some chicken nuggets, mashed potatoes, and a roll.

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[–] shdwghst457 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'll tell you exactly how, based on the experience my ex has had with her middle school-aged son (a future planet).

They allow you to buy doubles. I wonder if they encourage it.

Naturally, your thought then would be to call the school and put a restriction on the lunch account. Nope! "Sorry, we can't stop them from buying doubles." Yes you fucking can, cunt.

What about putting less money in the account? Then he just runs out sooner and you look like a horrible parent because the kid then gets served a peanut butter sandwich.

If Michelle wants to stop childhood obesity, she should start by forcing the schools to only sell children one fucking lunch.

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[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

my school had a salad bar, so I who would eat a big salad every day with lunch always had penlty while i listen to other bitch about not having enough food( i.e. fried food).

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[–] NegativeCalories 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

among young children -- aged 2-4

Oh, so you mean... children that aren't in school yet?

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[–] Funkyduffy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Children of parents in poverty often receive free government pre-K and food assistance. These are some of the programs that Let's Move is targeting.

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[–] Pumpkin 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Feeding children well? What a daft concept. My little Jabba is a growing boy and needs his fuhds

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[–] onewatt 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

Thanks, Mrs. Obama!

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[–] archers_bows9 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Regardless of political affiliation, the first lady is subconsciously a ShitLorde . Props to her!

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[–] joshy83 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

One day at work some people randomly started talking about Obama and one person said "AND WHAT ABOUT HIS WIFE? HOW CAN SHE TELL US WHAT TO EAT?" as if she laid down some law. They were all fat of course, and I told them they obviously couldn't handle choosing food themselves. I'm surprised I didn't get dragged into HR for that one.

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[–] Plucker84 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

True story. When Michelle Obama flies anywhere on her FLOTUS aircraft, it is provided cokes, candies and either Popeyes Chicken or McDonalds from outside the main gate of Andrews AFB, via request (demand) from FLOTUS herself. I used to work the catering downloads for those aircraft. Not saying anything necessarily negative, because she still looks good. It just always annoyed me that she doesn't practice what she preaches.

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[–] superbae 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

But she does practice what she preaches. She enjoys these things in moderation and clearly doesn't let food rule her life. There's nothing wrong with enjoying junk food in moderation as long as you eat well overall and exercise, which she clearly does. Plus, she's targeting children who don't know better because they have shitty parents, so she has to drill into them how bad these foods are until they become rational adults that can judge what to eat for themselves

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[–] TheOnlyOtherRedditor 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

If she didn't practice what she preaches then she would be a fatass. She's not expecting you to be a star athlete dude, just not make yourself and your kids obese.

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[–] mdszy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

If only they could make the food not suck. I just graduated high school and all throughout my years there the food was healthy, sure, but it was absolutely awful and disgusting. Thank god for packed lunches.

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