Archived Too lazy to use toilet, planet just shits in public (imgoat.com)
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Archived Too lazy to use toilet, planet just shits in public (imgoat.com)
submitted ago by DiabetoStinko
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 65 points 65 points (+65|-0) ago
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Once again--your comments are my rally cry. You and Sylph write my mind.
[–] Sylph 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Haha right on
[–] Sylph 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Medusa in the front, too I bet.
[–] squirrelette 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Medusa in the front, potty in the back
[–] Rob_Dead 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
An eternety with Bealzebub and all his hellish instruments of torture would seem like a picnic for that ham compared to 5 minutes with you and a.... Pencil sized tattoo needle? ;-)
[–] love_rape 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I too have seen Blackadder :)
[–] DiabetoStinko [S] 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
But wait.... there's more!
https://imgoat.com/v/6793
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I'm soooo fucking confused. These are country's WITH toilets!!! Not, like, rural Ghana.
[–] pizzajesus 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Why???
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Because they eat such shit food that it literally goes right through them. My cow-workers shit so much and so often that they run to the bathroom all the time, I can't imagine them being stuck somewhere in public without a washroom. I mean I know one of them doesn't go anywhere ever except work and the local fast food places. They must have to plan their life around food and washrooms...
[–] SpartanLuke 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I don't know if I can eat today now.
[–] Veghead ago
Ditto, I just spit out my popcorn
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh euuww euw euw. I'd back my car into that fatty if I saw that happening. The fuck is wrong with fats?!
[–] Slab_SquatThrust 1 point 23 points 24 points (+24|-1) ago
This thing is offering nothing to society and should just be exterminated.
[–] TheChronicLurker 1 point 14 points 15 points (+15|-1) ago
😨
You forgot the NSFL label...
[–] Ruston 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
the title wasn't enough of a warning?
[–] Goat-fister 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I just assume everything here is NSFL.
[–] Not-a-goat 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
Since they can't wipe anyway, I imagine that it's not much of a stretch to just move on to shitting wherever you happen to be sitting, once you dispense with the need to have toilet paper around. Their smell will be about the same anyway.
[–] smoledman 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Now imagine this beetus monster will sit on the bus seat, filling it with fecal beetus shit.Is it any wonder normal people hate public transportation?
[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Imagine if scootypuffs had built-in toilets that can turn their waste into fuel that could allow their scooters to go fast as say Corvettes. Imagine seeing that on highways.
[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That's why I'd never use the scootypuffs from the supermarket or other stores. I'll drag myself on the ground if I can't walk, it's probably cleaner.
[–] Runway22L 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
.....is there really a lower point you can go than just shitting at will, wherever, whenever? I mean what's the next lower step? Once you've decided the world is your toilet, where do you go from there?
[–] Not-a-goat ago
Ham goals right there.
[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
GOOD GOD HOW MUCH CAN THEY POSSIBLY SHIT?!?!?!
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How much can they possibly eat?
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Ok--I'm in shock. This is actually real, isn't it? Is he shitting because he died and he is expressing all bodily fluids? Is he being "sneaky" thinking others won't see? I need help here--this is the nail in the coffin in my faith in humanity.
[–] strix-varia 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Shocked here too, but my question is, is the land whale actually a male?
[–] twobyfour 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
My entire life.
That's how long I could have gone without seeing this. Have they no shame?