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[–] curves-shmurves 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
He'll be over 500 lbs today. My weight fluctuates by up to two pounds (depending on what I eat and drink) and I'm human size. It'll take a shit, lose 5 lbs, and celebrate it on Feddit with all the other degenerate fatties.
[–] squealingbravery 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Degeneracy is pretty much the only thing that fits them, and fits perfectly.
[–] DrFingers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They don't think physics applies once food enters the mouth.