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[–] moderatelyaverage 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

TLDR; I came close, but #never500

Holy crap, here I thought it was silly with all those people celebrating getting below 200 like it's a big accomplishment, but this guy's proud that he didn't get over 500?

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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

He'll be over 500 lbs within a week.

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[–] curves-shmurves 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

He'll be over 500 lbs today. My weight fluctuates by up to two pounds (depending on what I eat and drink) and I'm human size. It'll take a shit, lose 5 lbs, and celebrate it on Feddit with all the other degenerate fatties.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

IT

Not he.

Don't allow them genders.

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[–] GuntPunt 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I don't understand this never 500... I guess 400 was a-okay? 300 was just some holiday weight or something? WTF is wrong with these defective shit stains. It should have started at never 200.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Just wait for raging chest pain to start #neverdiet

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[–] iz12334 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I remember when I found out they call being below 300 lbs "twotopia"

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

In earnest? That's chilling. They've given up on life, but are too lazy to off themselves.