Archived Mom face comic explains why self control and physical activity are too much to ask (archive.is)
submitted ago by MayorBelgoody
Posted by: MayorBelgoody
Posting time: 3.8 years ago on
Last edit time: never edited.
Archived on: 6/6/2017 10:00:00 AM
Views: 657
SCP: 11
11 upvotes, 0 downvotes (100% upvoted it)
~31 user(s) here now
NSFW: No
Authorized: No
Anon: No
Private: No
Type: Default
Archived Mom face comic explains why self control and physical activity are too much to ask (archive.is)
submitted ago by MayorBelgoody
Sort: Top
[–] DayShaun 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
One sentence in, and I'm out. "Amy Schumer is gorgeous, obviously." Noope! Not reading.
[–] MayorBelgoody [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I thought that was a typo.
[–] wmeth 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Gorging FTFY
[–] DayShaun 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It could have been autocorrect. They meant to write "gargantuan" and it was switched to "gorgeous".
[–] GuntPunt ago
They spelled 'very fat' wrong.
[–] MayorBelgoody [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
5'7" 140lbs is the new rail thin apparently.
[–] PetChan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
So what the heck am I at 6'0" 140lbs? A skeleton?
[–] Uglybutnotfat ago
An amazon.
[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
she's ugly and and not funny (and fat) why does the media keep pushing this agenda that we have to love ugly fat people ?
[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"Amy Schumer is gorgeous, obviously"... You're mother did insurmountable amounts of crack when she was pregnant with you, obviously.
[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You're going to be in a film, there's expectations about your preparations for a role. People have been asked to gain weight, lose weight, get jacked. But no one gets on a cross about it except Hammy Schumer.
[–] MayorBelgoody [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Movie role? She thought they said pork roll. Meanwhile Christian Bale turned himself into a skeleton for a movie.
[–] Yogus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They didn't ask it to lose weight for the film. It was a plea for the sake of humanity.
[–] CakeDealer ago
Did anyone see the description of her "workouts"? I believe it was in another article, but she said that she gets a scone and walks around a nearby lake while eating it. Looooool
[–] opinionatedduck ago
Out of the loop here. Why is this larda on my screen? I don't think she's really talented.
[–] DayShaun ago
Family is well-connected.
[–] Carsandsarcasm ago
Just because you don't care doesn't mean you hurt our eyes any less.