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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

They always pick an avatar with a clearly defined jawline and a single chin. But tell me again how you love your curves, Mayo Sue.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Notice the neck-slimming haircut on the avatar. Even the cartoon it chose uses catfishing tricks.

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[–] squealingbravery 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Fatties' noses are so fucking repulsive.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Note the hog ring.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They insist on making themselves look uglier.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Prime example: Virgie Tovar. The appearance is ghastly.

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[–] zeebo 9 points -2 points (+7|-9) ago 

I think she's just Filipino mate.

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[–] DietSodaLuvr 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You can't tell me fat hasn't infiltrated that nose.

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[–] probablyadragon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Her nose is definitely deformed by fat. This was the first image result for filipino woman. The fat's nose is swollen and gross in comparison.

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[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

yfw you need to go to the surface to collect some Eloi, but all they had was a 27k kcal jar of Nutella.

If that jar even lasts a week (it won't), that's still almost 4k kcal/day.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The real insanity is that container, by itself, has enough calories to last 2 weeks.

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[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And that's assuming a human eating nothing but Nutella for the two weeks! Insane!

CICO is a lie. I've had nothing but celery with a little bit of Nutella for the past week, and I gained weight!

How much Nutella did you use?

Just one container.

Um....

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[–] GutterTrash 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That shit is somehow more calorie dense than cake frosting yet I assume a growing (kek) number of people are find it more socially acceptable to shovel one from the jar in public than the other.

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[–] GainsGoblinGoebbels 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Can you imagine the resultant incontinence from the excessive lipid intake?

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[–] I_Go_To_Neckbeard_U 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ahahahahah!!! This is purrfect! Fat activist makes a human avatar and identifies as cat. You can' make this stuff up.

Please tell me that OP cropped out lover from the picture.

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That identifies as bullshit, I do not understand that? I am not a cat, I do not think she possesses posses the same level of thought. I just asked my cat if she identifies as a cat. She as per usual did not respond and went back to sleep. Then again even my cat has been successful at regulating her own weight.

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[–] I_Go_To_Neckbeard_U 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That moment when it finally realizes that it's a lower form of life than your cat.

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[–] l23r 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Purrhaps she isn't meOUT yet?

I just assumed the next line was cut off... cat lover? cat eater?

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[–] shitlordiette 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is being able to take a picture cradling a Costco-sized jar of Nutella and not have people automatically assume I could (and would) actually eat that entire thing in one sitting.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That should last one crying session.

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[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The camera adds 10(0) lbs.

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[–] PreBreakfast 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I know that the body is capable of storing fat on the forehead but I've never see nose fat storage before. This is a first.

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