Archived My Exercise is Your Warm Up. Truer words were never spoken. (youtu.be)
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Archived My Exercise is Your Warm Up. Truer words were never spoken. (youtu.be)
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[–] Hamderella 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I don't know why I clicked. I also don't know what it said. All I know is I have only regrets now.
[–] JustLogical [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
TL, DW: Calorievault picks up exercise video, almost shuts down after walking in place, discovers to her horror that she had only done the warm-up.
[–] GuntPunt 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol, it didn't even do the warm-up. It refused to get on the ground like the DVD said, because it can't get back up. I assume it did the ground exercises standing up?
[–] bkr45678 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
WHY. FILM. AT. THAT. ANGLE. HOLY FUCK.
[–] spareribs 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I hate the self depreciation fate even more than the entitled ones
Lol... gonna piss myself and and not see my grandkids as I'll be dead of a ham overdose - tee fucking hee
[–] TattooedWife 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She's being choked by her udders.
[–] Sylph 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Seriously. I knew one a long while back that couldn't sleep on her back because her fat would possibly suffocate her. She slept with a cpap on, propped up on pillows. How is that preferable to not eating fried chicken? I just don't understand how you get to a place where that shit is acceptable.
[–] TattooedWife ago
It's mind boggling.
She wouldn't need a CPAP if she just watched what she shovelled into her cake hole!
[–] Thereturnstudent ago
As usual, fats use humor (like excess make-up) to try to cover up their lard. "Oh, she's fat, but she's so funny, so it makes her kinda cute." Shoot me.
[–] 8118244? ago
Why is it naked? Also, good thing is it ok with dying prematurely, because it will.
[–] wham-bam ago
LOL. I loved when she said
Just shows the typical fatty thinking. It took decades of overeating to put on that weight, but 3 minutes of exercise a day for a week and she'll be down to only borderline obesity.
[–] Cenki ago
It's not the jokes she's trying to make that amused me as the side comments that she said not as jokes but that reveal a fats stupidity like how short term excercise will undo her fat etc