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[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The wakeup call was when they changed from human to ham. The problem is they didn't answer the phone.
[–] Yogus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ears so full of grease, it's amazing they hear the doorbell when the pizza guy shows up.
[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Their piggy senses tingle when a feedbag full of beetus is near.