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[–] Runway22L 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

If that's true, that you can live longer by being a land whale, and who knows, maybe it is, I'd rather die at 40 and have the kind of life I've had. Morbidly obese people CAN NOT fit in the cockpit of a commercial jet. Morbidly obese people DO NOT have a lot of great sex with really hot partners. Yep, you have that extra ten years of sitting on your mother's couch waiting for your turn on my 600 lb life. I'll be out there banging the hottie you've been dreaming about ever since you picked up your first bag of crisps!

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[–] devoresekk 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I knew this one guy who smoked a pack a day and lived to 100! Ok, no I don't, but I'm sure they exist.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I've known a couple guys who smoked heavily every day for decades and lived into their 80's. Their sister, who never smoked, lived into her 90's. So do you enjoy your vices and live a shorter life or live clean and longer? I'll take both!

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[–] Ringorollingthunder 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Google Helmut Schmidt german politician who smoked more than a pack. Almost Made it to 100. Would not attend Interviews Or any Other public events if he wasnt allowed to smoke. Did give a speech at a university i studied at and surely smoked in the lecture Hall. Thug life

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[–] fattymcfly 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Weight loss tea? You know what works better and doesn't make you shit blood: eating less food! So called diet industry doesn't get an extra penny and you still lose weight. But that's too complicated I guess.

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[–] sexypleurisy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I drink weight loss tea during a cut. It's also known as "Earl Grey." It's got this stuff called "caffeine" in it that causes mild appetite suppression and a slight increase in metabolism.

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[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

outlived all her so-called "fit" and thin peers

False. Fats don't have thin peers.

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"Fit" and thin = BMI 30-50

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[–] Tax_Blobs 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah because at 500 pounds she could clearly enjoy every flavor of life.

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[–] lifting_cat [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"My own grandmother... was the last to pass on @500+ lbs.!"

One anecdotal sample is NOT a study. But then again, if a televised Post Mortem doesn't convince them, what would?

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[–] squirrelette 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It was before the grandma got fat. Her and all of her friends were on their way to make-out point for a night of shenanigans. They didn't know that this would be the last night that they spent together. They enjoyed a couple of games of cards and running around on the beach below the bluffs, along with a couple of alcoholic beverages. On the way home, one of the friends, tired from physical activitywink wink and slightly buzzed from the beer, veered off of the road and smashed directly into a tree. Grandma was te only one to survive. Her and her unborn child, that is. After the accident, grandma couldn't bear to make new friends. She couldn't bear to run around like they had that night, or to go out. She turned more and more towards food. By the time OPs mom was born, she had crested 250 lbs, and she continued to gain. OPs mom got pregnant in high school, much like her mother, and thus grandma was able to live to OPs fifth birthday. For the birthday party, grandma knew she would have to leave the house, so she wrapped her now monstrous 500 lbs of flesh into a bed sheet toga and called the paramedics to help carry her over to the neighbor's house. Her daughter had made sure to live close by for 'when the time came' (whales are harder to move the more they decompose). Grandma was lifted by ten brawny men the entire 200 meters (quick, how many Newtons is that?) to OPs mom's house, but as they tried to pass the threshold, grandma got stuck. Alas! The fatphobic cis-male white patriarchal doorway would not let the real womyn pass! The brawny paramedics, who were totally into her btw, pressed against her flabs with all of their might. The sight was like an enormous octopus composed of many fupas trying to escape through a ships porthole. It was not an octopus, however, and the already tautly stretched flesh of grandma was torn asunder from the additional force. Fupas! Fupas flying everywhere! And so much blood (fat is very vascular)! By the time that it was over, fatphobia had slain grandma, and OP decided, once and for all, that she would grow big and lardy like grandma in order to address problematic doorways everywhere.

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[–] effyourobesity 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Come on, the only reason that whale outlived everyone else is because she ate them. 500lbs seriously!? How do you get that huge?

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

By not eating all the time, and sometimes having to force yourself to eat...and by not smelling bad.

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[–] LordOdaShit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wth. They are literally cutting open a real person and showing you the fat on their organs. How the fuck is that lying.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh, one fat lived a long time? I guess that means we have to ignore that thousands die young by the day, right?

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