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[–] DayShaun 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fats love makeup. They think it can conceal at least 50lbs.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What conceals the other 450 lbs?

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[–] FordG 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Corsets and MySpace angles.

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[–] eat_a_dick_por_favor 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The recent trend of makeup tutorials, foil shadow, and giant eyebrows has attracted fatties en masse. They will do anything to look better, except diet and exercise.

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[–] probablyadragon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

giant eyevbrows

look better

pick one

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[–] eat_a_dick_por_favor 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The rule of eyebrows: the thicker the brows, the thinner you look by comparison 😜

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Last time I was in a Sephora was a few months ago with my mom (I don't wear a lot of make-up and also I'm cheap AF) and there were hams everywhere, clients and clerks alike.

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[–] Ballora 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The Sephora near me has humans. It's their customers who are the hammies.

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[–] vladthehampaler 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

i have noticed the same. they're all enormous and wear enough makeup to rival the local drag queens. good thing malls always have starbucks so they can keep their sugars up. I'm always surprised to see how large the sephora uniforms run

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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sephora makeup is not cheap.

So many fats are on welfare because "dishabiliteez".

So this is what they use my hard earned money that they steal from me because 'Murica, second only to food.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Fuck me I love Makeup but Sephora is the worst. The isles are so goddamn tiny and it's always so crowded, with fats, you literally have to carefully dodge, duck, jump, and tread around them. And don't ever use the samples, ladies and gents.

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[–] IthereforeI 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

? I thought you meant the free samples, took a sec... I need more sleep! Gross -those nasty testers!

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[–] Maybe-drunk 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Seriously. My local sephora is a gross mess even though it's city center. I am old as hell and these places like sephora and ulta are Candyland to me! I will never ever ask one of the pigs for help. Even if I need it. No way, sir.

Smash box liner, tho. I'm dead. The thing gay guy pointed me that way and damn.

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[–] NLShitlord 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

I honestly cannot figure out what you meant in that last line, care to explain? πŸ˜“

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[–] honormyslowdeath 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

A thin gay man recommended Smashbox brand eyeliner to /u/maybe-drunk, who found the product to his or her liking.

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[–] xxhotfuzzxx 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

See relevant name 😁 /u/maybe-drunk

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