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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's what I'd have done.

Hello, dispatch.

Yeah, I need to report an unsafe driver on xyz Street, northbound heading.

Can you describe the vehicle and situation?

Yeah, whatever colored late model sedan with licence# abc 1234. You can tell by the significant lean to the driver's side and partially open driver's door. Note the occupant is so fucking obese they can't even close their door all the way. I say again, they're so fucking fat they can't even fit in their own car. Also, gender unknown.

Sir, please watch your language. These calls are recorded and considered legal records and may be played back in court. Also, we are sending a squad to respond. Thank you for reporting this.

Sounds good, you're welcome, and have a nice day.