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[–] Kappyten 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Report his license to the cops.
[–] mk46gunner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's what I'd have done.
Yeah, I need to report an unsafe driver on xyz Street, northbound heading.
Yeah, whatever colored late model sedan with licence# abc 1234. You can tell by the significant lean to the driver's side and partially open driver's door. Note the occupant is so fucking obese they can't even close their door all the way. I say again, they're so fucking fat they can't even fit in their own car. Also, gender unknown.
Sounds good, you're welcome, and have a nice day.