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[–] DiabetoStinko 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I hope he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop makes him get out of the car lmao.
But seriously that's a major hazard. Making any turn would cause the door to swing out.
[–] damnbiker 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Imagine the video footage of the field sobriety test! Oh man, can fats get a DUI charge for being fat?! That would be awesome
[–] Wizardslayer ago
They could charge him for creating a driving hazard.
[–] mayosnorter 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
If they couldn't drive, they couldn't get to McDonald's and would starve and become even fatter. Vicious cycle.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Quality "starvation mode" joke.
[–] FordG 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Fats are a hazard on the road. They have slower reaction times, their cars are under excess stress that can cause accidents, they need more braking distance, their suspensions and tires are fucked, they cant move their heads to look behind them or out the windows. Fat drivers are nothing but a hazard and need to be removed. To add in the dangers of just being fat and the limitations of their bodies and cars, I've seen many of them eating and driving. And not just a burrito in one hand and the other on the wheel, I've seen them eating with both hands and no hands on the wheel. They're disgusting, selfish, and a threat to EVERY driver on the road.
[–] diacetylmorfine ago
gross. i agree, fats shouldnt drive. anyone over 300 lbs should not be allowed to get a drivers license/get theirs revoked.
[–] bkr45678 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
He probably can't buckle at that size either. So open door + no seat belt.....
[–] hamsbegone 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
All that mass rolling out of control. It's terrifying to think about
[–] omar_coming_yo_ 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thin privilege is fitting into a car.
[–] Kappyten 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Report his license to the cops.
[–] mk46gunner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's what I'd have done.
Yeah, I need to report an unsafe driver on xyz Street, northbound heading.
Yeah, whatever colored late model sedan with licence# abc 1234. You can tell by the significant lean to the driver's side and partially open driver's door. Note the occupant is so fucking obese they can't even close their door all the way. I say again, they're so fucking fat they can't even fit in their own car. Also, gender unknown.
Sounds good, you're welcome, and have a nice day.
[–] DayShaun 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What a lazy turd. Even if it's hard to close the door, lean away from it, close it, and then spill all over it once it's secure. This is so unsafe. They really are selfish. That door is bound so swing open at times and hit other cars on the road.