Hanging out with crazy hot punky asian chick at a bar late night. It's my 3rd time meeting up with her and I'm trying to score some points coming out on a shitty snow night for her birthday. After a mostly horrific karaoke experience with her unfortunately porky friends, everyone went home except for her, me, and an outspoken fat ukrainian sloth "friend". I ask it, what do you do?
Nothing.
Ok...trying to keep conversation going...I ask how it knows the ukraine bartenders. It says it goes to this watering hole almost every night. Why? Because...
I'm in the house all day doing nothing and I get bored.
So I should have mentioned earlier her husband is a jacked wall street dude who left much earlier in the evening. So this fucking moron supports an obeast who doesn't do shit all day and then drinks at a bar with other (also good looking) ukraine bartenders. Ever think about the gym instead you fucking oreogre?
I would barely care about any of this, except it purposely sat between me and the hot asian at the bar. Then went out of its way to talk to me and ignore its fucking "best" friend on her bday. So eventually I was like fuck this and just moved to the other side. Thankfully, it chain smokes and those were the few moments I managed genuine conversation with the hot asian. We just started having a serious personal discussion about careers, life, and eventually relationships.
This is the first in 3 times I've hung out with her where sparks started to go off and there was a chance of something materializing . After some quips about her dating situation, she then asks me "What's YOUR deal?". I knew this was a crucial moment to keep the ball rolling. Of course, the ham finished it's cigarette, barges back into the bar and interrupts me MID FUCKING SENTENCE, changes the conversation about its (moron) husband's amazing job at some big firm. In the midst of the discussion I end up somehow offending it (if you care for details message me in the comments). The whole situation went sour from there and the ham took the hotty asian home with it.
While I blame my own lack of diplomacy ultimately, I really hated that fat bitch. But in the end I hate the husband cuck even more, and to a lesser extent the bartenders who enable it (for tips I guess). That ham wouldn't have any grease to lick if it wasn't for douchebags like him who support it. The dude makes 500k a year and is fit. WTF??
/rant
TLDR; Chain smoking alcoholic ham hangs with hot dudes at bar while fit husband makes 500k. Also cock block attempts to date it's hot asian friend.
EDIT: I paid for half of the karaoke thing (80 bucks). I had two beers and showed up only for last 30 minutes of it. Ham didn't say a FUCKING WORD of thanks. Asian chick tries to pay for drink at bar. I put down a 20. HAM FUCKING POCKETS IT.
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[–] iPood__ 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
nah. Hot means not fat. Period. Anyone who thinks "hot" can apply to "thick" out of shape girls (which we all know means fat or well on their way) does not belong on FPH. If he wanted to mention it, once would have been more than enough. The fact that he said it over and over again makes it strange.