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[–] SaintThorlak 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

A 15 minute walk while having a Frappuccino, CICO, they ended their walk fatter than when they started.

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[–] mayosnorter 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I'm confused. If they already had their starbeetus during their "workout", how are they going to celebrate afterwards??

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[–] fatefish [S] 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

With McDonalds, they earned it!

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[–] Cerryo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Olive Garden

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[–] Grenadus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Starbeetus before, during and after workouts, duh.

Those things are celebrating throughout their entire short, meaningless lives.

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[–] EwFat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

A fat at my gym drinks a huge Gatorade and makes a spectacle of himself. He's recently started wearing knee braces because he does things with such shit form. I almost went over and told him to stop doing some stupid shit which was dangerous....almost. I'm just waiting for him to get really injured, give up, and stop bothering me.

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That blown out knee is going to be some kind of spectacle. Then it will blame it's fatness on "muh bad knee"