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[–] Pyrrha191 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

Nows your chance. Remind her that chocolate has caffeine in it so, per her own factually incorrect ideas, she's giving her spawn ADHD.

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[–] DayShaun 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Also, most chocolate has absorbed some amount of lead. She should point that out too. Brain damage to its poor beetus fetus.

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[–] tinyxasian 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Dying at "beetus fetus"

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[–] Putzmiester 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Or remind her ginger ale is caffeine free.

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[–] ghaele 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Exactly what I was thinking! Please do this

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 1 points 21 points (+22|-1) ago 

You could come in next time with a bunch of questions about all these articles you "just found" on the dangers of obesity and pregnancy. You can play that same shit eating, totally innocent game and have the teacher explain in great detail (because you're having a little trouble understanding) about why you shouldn't be fat. Bonus points if you put that naive look on your face and ask if the hamplanet might be a good example of someone who is at increased risk.

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[–] Knote 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh fuck please do this op

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[–] Titus-of-Voat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Something extra disgusting about a pregnant ham. A fit pregnant woman is beautiful, but when a ham is... I picture them being shitty selfish parents.

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[–] PetChan 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The fuck is wrong with that lard incubator? The nerve to pass judgement on another person when she's thick like a brick house. I was so fortunate to be part of a maternity group filled with upperclass shitladies in their 30-40s. As a 24 y/o woman at the time I was the youngest in class.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hams hate shitladies who don't blow up during pregnancy and quickly return to a normal weight afterwards. It smashes their delusion that gaining 50+ pounds during a pregnancy is inevitable. And if you continue to exercise while you are pregnant, they will REEEE about how you are hurting the baby because it makes them look and feel bad for sitting around on their ass all day eating cupcakes. Maybe next time you see this pig post an overly sugary meal/snack to this Facebook group, ask the teacher, "I heard sugar is harmful doe the baby. Is that true? Lady Fatsalot, you should be careful about how much sugar you eat, that {food item} you had yesterday had 45g per serving!" or something like that.

Congratulations on your pregnancy and good luck with delivery! Let us know have everything goes

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You have to keep us updated on this ham!

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[–] Mike-Sanders 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So she's not just a fat, she's a fat sanctimommy! How...pleasant.

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That poor fetus has no chance at a quality life. (Not yours, OP. I mean the fatty's.)

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