Have you ever stopped and considered how difficult it is to become an obese sack of shit? It's a full time job.
I work with a bunch of fat fucks. These shits eat all the time. They sneak eat. I catch them because I walk about as quietly as a ninja's ghost. I've startled these assholes with their heads literally stuck in a desk drawer eating candle, double fisted, like a pig eats slop out of a trough. These same assholes will order salads during meetings and talk about how nothing works, or how they have a thyroid condition.
Here's what I don't get. Junk food is EXPENSIVE. I eat meat and veggies. I can make 8 meals for the same price as a 24 pack of soda and few boxes of processed fake food. Do you know how much these hambeast familiess have to spend on food?!? How???
I can barely afford healthy, real food. How do the walking dead pay for overpriced poison?
Where do these fat, worthless fuckers get the money? Is being a mentally ill tub of crap something that gets them a government check?
Their clothes use 5 times the material as mine do, but cost the same. Their health care costs 5 times mine, at least. Their cars get half the mileage as mine does. Their food bill is 10 times mine.
And they're always breaking their own toilets and furniture.
How do they afford it? If I decided tomorrow that I wanted to weigh 500 pounds, I would not be able put together enough money to do so, I'd have to start a GoFundMe.
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[–] NonIssue 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Exactly. This post made me think about a colleague of mine who was a heavy smoker, over two packs a day. That's a fortune to spend on cigarettes. One day I asked him how can he afford that, as at the time we were both on minimum wage, and his mind blowing answer was that sometimes he skipped rent, " but my landlord is cool with it". The addiction is the first and only priority in the addict's life. That's pretty terrifying actually
[–] diacetylmorfine ago
wow, im a smoker but if it got to the point where i couldnt pay my bills id suck it the fuck up and just go down to two cigarettes a day or something.
[–] mmmmdonuts ago
Woah, where do I find a landlord like that????
[–] Sharra ago
Live in your obesity enabling mothers basement, I guess