Have you ever stopped and considered how difficult it is to become an obese sack of shit? It's a full time job.
I work with a bunch of fat fucks. These shits eat all the time. They sneak eat. I catch them because I walk about as quietly as a ninja's ghost. I've startled these assholes with their heads literally stuck in a desk drawer eating candle, double fisted, like a pig eats slop out of a trough. These same assholes will order salads during meetings and talk about how nothing works, or how they have a thyroid condition.
Here's what I don't get. Junk food is EXPENSIVE. I eat meat and veggies. I can make 8 meals for the same price as a 24 pack of soda and few boxes of processed fake food. Do you know how much these hambeast familiess have to spend on food?!? How???
I can barely afford healthy, real food. How do the walking dead pay for overpriced poison?
Where do these fat, worthless fuckers get the money? Is being a mentally ill tub of crap something that gets them a government check?
Their clothes use 5 times the material as mine do, but cost the same. Their health care costs 5 times mine, at least. Their cars get half the mileage as mine does. Their food bill is 10 times mine.
And they're always breaking their own toilets and furniture.
How do they afford it? If I decided tomorrow that I wanted to weigh 500 pounds, I would not be able put together enough money to do so, I'd have to start a GoFundMe.
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[–] damnbiker 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
On my way to the gym this morning, I was walking past the Denny's and glanced in; of course everyone was fat, that's not what gave me pause to think. It was that these "people" were most likely spending between $8 and $10, probably every morning, for a breakfast that is slowly killing them, every day before work.
Let's say that they do this 5 days a week, and eat at home on weekends; at an average of $9 a pop. I'm probably erring on the cheap side, but I'm including tip and, to be honest, I don't know what Denny's costs for a breakfast. That's $45 a week, just for greasy breakfasts; that's more than I spend on meat for an entire week. Now, I don't eat a lot of meat (recently reformed vegetarian) but what I do eat is organic, cage free type meat - it's expensive compared to grocery store meat. But it makes more than 5 meals worth, actually closer to 11 meals. Eating healthy is WAY cheaper than eating garbage.
[–] biggerisnotbetter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Wow, I just did the math on my breakfast, and even counting the spices added, it's less than 60 cents. No tipping needed.
[–] damnbiker 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You got me beat, I'm at a whole $1.40. Canadian. :) I normally have cottage cheese and blueberries for breakfast.