Have you ever stopped and considered how difficult it is to become an obese sack of shit? It's a full time job.
I work with a bunch of fat fucks. These shits eat all the time. They sneak eat. I catch them because I walk about as quietly as a ninja's ghost. I've startled these assholes with their heads literally stuck in a desk drawer eating candle, double fisted, like a pig eats slop out of a trough. These same assholes will order salads during meetings and talk about how nothing works, or how they have a thyroid condition.
Here's what I don't get. Junk food is EXPENSIVE. I eat meat and veggies. I can make 8 meals for the same price as a 24 pack of soda and few boxes of processed fake food. Do you know how much these hambeast familiess have to spend on food?!? How???
I can barely afford healthy, real food. How do the walking dead pay for overpriced poison?
Where do these fat, worthless fuckers get the money? Is being a mentally ill tub of crap something that gets them a government check?
Their clothes use 5 times the material as mine do, but cost the same. Their health care costs 5 times mine, at least. Their cars get half the mileage as mine does. Their food bill is 10 times mine.
And they're always breaking their own toilets and furniture.
How do they afford it? If I decided tomorrow that I wanted to weigh 500 pounds, I would not be able put together enough money to do so, I'd have to start a GoFundMe.
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[–] medved_pls 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I had this same discussion with my husband, we usually eat home made meals, fruits, veggies, lots of fish since we live by the sea, but once in a blue moon I drive by local burger joint and bring some stuff home and holy shit this is exepnsive, I can't understand how people can do this once or twice a day, I have a full time job but couldn't keep up with this lifestyle if I wanted to.
[–] SimonJ57 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
According to many documentaries, they spend upwards of $40~ £20~ A MEAL...
Every night, if they order out...
Not including the cost of gallons of milk, tonnes of sugary cereals, sweets, snacks, half-hour meals, the cost of home delivery...
[–] medved_pls 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You're right, I find it expensive just for 2 coke, 2 hamburgers and a few French fries for 2 people, but I didn't put myself in the head of a fatty and now that's even more dramatic. Nah, I should have a side job to be able to afford this, but with this diet the stamina to work 2 jobs wouldn't last long.
[–] The357Cure [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Are you always disappointed by fast food, like I am? The cost is so much greater than the benefit.
[–] trashpandaparty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Seriously, had my yearly Big Mac meal over Christmas and it was fucking $9 (granted this was in the Toronto airport). That's a shit ton of chickpeas.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I think that's the norm. I'm about an hour outside Toronto and last time I bought a BigMac meal it cost about the same
[–] DayShaun ago
I eat home cooked meals the majority of the time because it tastes better and I know where the ingredients come from. Even buying quality foods it is much cheaper for me than to eat out at a fast food place, where you also know they're just using the lowest-cost questionable meat they can get their hands on. Fats I've seen at my work really rack up a high bill between their daily Starbeetus and their XL lunch orders with a bunch of sides, sugar drinks, and desserts. Then they hit the vending machine at least once a day and you know when they go home they're microwaving something out of a package for dinner and eating a bag of chips on the drive home. It's a lot of money that I wouldn't want to be wasting daily, especially when it's doing that to your body.