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[–] GeneralPepper [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Or do a sit up.
[–] OtherSterling 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I bet if you dangled a chocolate cake from a fishing line in front of it it could do the one sit-up required to get to the cake. Then it would get distracted and devour the entire cake having "earned" it from doing that single sit-up.
[–] GeneralPepper [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And then proceed to post online about its "extreme" workout regimen.