Posted by: damnbiker
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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I can't use the locker room. I had an eatbeast thrust their Micropenis in my face, as it could not bend to put on clothes and had to hike a foot up on the bench.
I think I've successfully drank that memory away.
[–] damnbiker [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Cannot unsee; my sympathies.
[–] TheGruffalo 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Maybe it had blisters. All that exercise can be tough on oversized slabs of meat crammed into its new workout shoes.
[–] hypercat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It could be a wart. Duct tape is one remedy for warts.
[–] shitlord4life 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
oh God, run away!!! don't walk around barefoot!
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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll ago
What the fuck do fats do at a rock climbing gym?
There is literally nothing for them there at all.
[–] mmmmdonuts ago
Maybe they fell off and he duct taped them back on.
[–] vandilx ago
Sounds like improper-fitting footwear. The obeast probably doesn't want to invest in proper shoes or be fitted for a pair.