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[–] vandilx 4 points 7 points 11 points (+11|-4) ago (edited ago)
With a diet of KFC and taco bowls, he chose his way to fatness. Yet he still gets to bang Melania.
The only sports he is "fit" to play are golf and bowling. Kind of fitting, since the white house has a bowling alley and he owns plenty of golf courses.
It would be kind of cool if Trump started to work out and eat better and visibly lost weight while in office, though I'm sure the mainstream news sources will just say the weight loss was due to the stress of the office.
[–] flibolimay 1 point 14 points 15 points (+15|-1) ago
It's almost as if inheriting an obscene amount of money makes you more desirable to women.
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[–] vandilx 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
On a side note, perhaps someone should tell Trump that if he loses the gut, he gets more usable dick length. I'm sure Melania would be on board with that.
[–] leaffur 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So you can.... Grab them by the pussy
[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
He did not inherit much. He bilked it from investors. That guy would not know profit unless it was already glazed for him.
[–] 7840090? ago
If he goes to NY. It isn't like they live together.