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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

They are wearing makeup because they care about their appearance, shitlord. it's the same reason they were wearing new workout gear. How they are perceived by others is of great importance to these 350lbers. What part of this logic is hard to understand?

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[–] rainbow_ashtray 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

They're at a place where the concept of "inner beauty generates outer beauty" is lived to its fullest, and still they try to blind people with layers of stereotypical superficial "beauty" standards (!) in order to mask their nonexistent inner balance. They openly showcase their truest problems and STILL think that they're superior. It's mind-blowingly awesome.

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[–] skinnybitch100 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I love outrunning the fatties on the treadmills next to me. They always think that because I'm thin and not super muscular, that they can probably keep up with me. They're always wrong.

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[–] rainbow_ashtray 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Hehe. It's a little guilty pleasure to start out slower than they run and gradually turn up the speed while they have to turn theirs down. It's only my personal observation, but it seems that fatties can start out quite fast for their mass, but lose stamina extremely quickly. They don't seem to know their personal performance curve (or any at all, but why am I wondering) and can't adjust their training to it.

They then get off, change clothes, and when they come back, I'm still there with the same speed. Our treadmills are directly opposite of the counter, it's shitlording paradise.

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[–] hellno 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I barely break a sweat running on am incline. They are waddling and pouring buckets.

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[–] Mechanicalmechanic 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I work with a crew of fatties and I am regularly being busted up about being skinny and eating vegan. They all seem to think that big = strong and enduring. We have one guy who climbed a ladder to get to the roof and needed to take a break because he was out of breath. Fatties always take the elevator too. They couldn't possibly walk down a flight of stairs.

Anyway the point I was making was that fats delude themselves into thinking that bigger is better when in reality a little guy like me can work circles around them.

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[–] veganesthie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I get on the treadmill right next to them(unless they stink) even if every single other treadmill is open.

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[–] theironneverlies 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They stink, they always stink.

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[–] wmeth 2 points 10 points (+12|-2) ago 

Who the fuck wears a full face of makeup to workout???>

Retards who don't actually workout, ever.

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[–] Storm333 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

I once went to get a workout after having had makeup on all day and was lazy to take it off..towards the end, I looked like an abused prostitute. Hence why 99% of hardworking shitladies don't put on makeup specifically for the gym because it just looks dumb after a sweat session.

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[–] Delirium_Dream 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I will sometimes put on a little foundation when going to the gym. I have rosacea and when I work out it can make my face such a dark shade of red that people will approach me and ask if I'm okay.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Oh yeah, of course it's understandable if you're coming straight from work or something and just didn't have the time or whatever to do it. Gonna shower afterwards anyway, so fuck it. But you know these cows put that shit on in PREPARATION to go to the gym lol, eww.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I have a huge passion for makeup, I feel like it's one of the only few good things I'm at. With that being said I don't ever wear makeup to the gym. But don't get me wrong, I totally would if I felt no one was judging me for it, for I am quite the butterface and there is a LOT of mancandy at my gym.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I hardly wear make-up anymore and that's why... I need the child minding service at the gym which is only available from 5 to 8 pm so I don't see a point in doing my make-up in the morning just to take it off to go to the gym a few hours later

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[–] proteinfordays 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I wear waterproof mascara during the day. I go to the gym after work, sweat my ass off and it doesn't smudge or run.

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[–] shitlord4life 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I wear pretty much a full face for ballet and I'm trying not to die from 90+ mins of leaping and balancing. It's expected to show your features because your facial expressions need to be visible from a far.

I still wear make up to workout normally because like some others, I turn a shade of red that ends up looking like a burn victim otherwise. And that I get told that I look like a depressed bitch without it which is super fun.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Resting bitch face* lol

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[–] diacetylmorfine 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

makeup at the gym? shit i dont wear makeup anywhere... and like itd do anything when youre a whale. what are they thinking, that theyre going to impress someone?

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gotta look good for all those Instagram photos

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Bingo.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I just wear coverup because my skin is garbage. I miss eyeliner sometimes but not really. And the BF loves that I don't wear makup.

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[–] diacetylmorfine 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

i get that, my skin is pretty shit too. it was bad enough, and then i started adderall, now i cant stop messing with my face. i cant stop removing blackheads, and i press the tool against my face so hard that it bleeds. then, i pick at the patches formed by the blood. its a never ending cycle. its kind of gross but its compulsive. i used to wear foundation but just stopped one day because i dont really mind how my face looks anymore

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[–] shitlord4life 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I love fatties at the gym stories.

"I work out all the time!!"

If you consider taking selfies exercise, then yes.

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[–] iammeandyouareme 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lifting phones for MySpace angles is hard work. /s

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[–] veganesthie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I look like garbage when I work out because I don't care what I look like and I'm going to sweat anyway. I also usually swim so no way any make up will stay on. In fact, I've basically given up on makeup because my schedule this semester is so crazy that I have to train between classes and shower at the school gym and I don't have time to deal with panda eyes or putting on more makeup. I don't really need make up though I still get hit on quite a lot. Perks of being thin.

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[–] damnbiker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I overheard a conversation between two fats at the gym yesterday morning. The she-mayo was just finishing up with a personal trainer and the he-mayo said "How is it going?" The she-mayo cried "It'll be better in a few minutes!" Fats hate the gym, but go out of the shame they rightfully feel. At least until the personal trainer sessions are finished, then they'll give up...again.

Man, I can't wait until mid February, by then all the fats will be gone, at least the majority of them.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My gym is already thinning out (teehee!) still too many fats, but not as many as before.

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[–] The_Spirit_Molecule 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fat makes you stupid.

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