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[–] A_Vile_Climate 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

Small wrists/hands, small ankles/feet, small waist, no cellulite, no stretchmarks, no greasy makeup-caked face.... hmmmmmmmmmmm something doens't seem right here huh?

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[–] wmeth 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

No amount of "Muh budy puhsutivity" can cover up their deep desire to be human.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And no scooty puff, reaching stick, or oxygen tank!

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[–] squealingbravery 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

At least the sausage arms and armpit fat is there.

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Now do an opposite one of me being cold and miserable except for in the summer

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[–] fatis4punching 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I was thinking this, but have both winter and summer miserable. But when it's finally 70-80 steady every day, windows open and the fan running, quiet midday and cool late nights, those are some good times.

Btw, I live in the South, so the summer is when it's 85+.

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[–] Daucus7 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I honestly wonder how much energy is spend in the US just on air conditioning all the fats during Southern summers.

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I live in England where it is cold and rainy 99% of the year

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[–] skinnybitch100 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I live in a coastal city and regularly have to wear layers upon layers just to make it through the day without freezing. These obeasts get to waddle around with nothing on but a thin t-shirt. UGH.

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[–] Mellestalfph 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Welcome to the Canadian fan club, pick up your free hot chocolate and beavertail at your nearest Tim Hortons (That should just be on the corner of your street).

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Do they sell beavertails at the Tim Hortons where you are??? They don't near me :( but I DO live just down the street and around the corner from one...

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Except they're miserable all year long in reality. That's why even in the winter they want to keep the office at freezing temperatures, they're always sweaty.

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[–] Adi-opposed 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I sit next to this fat guy in class and holy christ there was literally snow coming down outside and he was SWEATING

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[–] PleaseDontEatMe 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Well, at least they got the proportions of their feet right when compared to the rest of their body... but it's always interesting to see how fatties portray themselves in art. You get to see a first person view into their skewed perception of themselves as having a figure and being remotely attractive, when in reality they have more folds than their fat-addled brains... Of course, unlike the brain - which is a masterful piece of biological machinery (despite all its flaws) - fats are good for nothing lumps of biological waste.

Also that fan placement in the last pic... air'n out their asscrack. Ew. Imagine the smell... ugh... -barf-

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Same, except I'm fine in summer as well. There doesn't seem to be a clear winner here.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yuk. Just gross. I guess we have an "obligation" to appreciate their beauty in public! Nasty. If they really appreciate looking at shit like that then keep it to yourself!

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[–] InverseLardo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Where are the flies?

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[–] vagancias 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Fucking fats that's the only thing I envy of them. They live in permaheat, while I'm freezing my bones up all year long except for summer.

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