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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
If you call saying no to the pastry tray often enough to maintain human shape a struggle, a true test of willpower, and something that depletes your "willpower reserves," you're a failure. You have to eat a shitload of pastries to get to the size these things do. Not having the willpower to prevent that is pathetic.