Posted by: alien_cyclops
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] ShitpostingRetard 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I'm stealing "Dorito based lifeform".
[–] alien_cyclops [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I cannot take credit for that. I read that over at the old /r/FPH.
[–] ShitpostingRetard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Don't care, it's mine now.
[–] DefendingLoser 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"Life is hard, then you die." I think she's passed the hard part, moving towards death.
[–] alien_cyclops [S] ago
More like she's passed on the hard part. The hardest thing she does in a day is probably shite, or getting out of bed at 1pm. Life is hard, but that difficulty is half the fun.
[–] Geewunner ago
Exactly.
[–] Kahlo 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This woman is 100% removed from even her own reality
[–] MCgrimalkin21 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I can't do it, I can't watch more than a minute of that. I want to reach into the computer and slap her. She doesn't want a job because she doesn't want to get her fat ass off the couch, unless its to get more food to shove in her face. She doesn't want to deal with customers, as a customer, I don't want to have to deal with her.
[–] Dietpillswork 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Fuck greenpeace, that whale needs to be harpooned! I could barely watch it struggle to put together a coherent thought. Makes me so angry
[–] Sydviciouz 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
What a worthless, morbidly hideous sack of shit.
[–] toogothforyou 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Loathsome.
[–] Malkshake 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"I will never have kids" well thank god for that.