Posted by: HomerSimpson
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[–] JanMichaelVincent 14 points -6 points 8 points (+8|-14) ago
I gladly accept a turkey wattle on a seventy year old man, if said man triggers every entitled, obnoxious, self-righteous muffintop fatty on the planet.
Get some perspective, guys.
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[–] miss_ann_thrope 3 points 3 points 6 points (+6|-3) ago
That's more than just a turkey wattle. It's a fat filled sack of a pelican neck, after the pelican swallowed a carp.
You'd think that a billionaire who's so concerned with his own popularity and appearances and such would have had plastic surgery by now. And lost weight of course, too.
[–] Duress56 [M] ago
Banned
[–] dontdoxxmebro 3 points 0 points 3 points (+3|-3) ago
Get the fuck out fatty sympathizer. You are disgusting just like your fat friends.
[–] JanMichaelVincent 5 points -5 points 0 points (+0|-5) ago
What if a fatty mesiah could eat all of the cheeseburgers in the world. He would be huge but other people would get thinner due to no more cheeseburgers.
Would you support him?
You won't get far in life without compromise, friendo.