Archived Can I just take a moment and be thankful that I don't live in Tennessee? (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived Can I just take a moment and be thankful that I don't live in Tennessee? (fatpeoplehate)
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[–] Strikingearth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Welcome to the Deep South
[–] Poot_down_dat_mayo ago
Deep Fried South.
[–] omegax11 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Just do what I do. I live in a ghetto part of Nashville. People are (generally) too poor to be fat.
But yes, there are an absurd amount of hams here. Something needs to be done.
[–] dildonkers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
but but but fat food is the cheapest!1!11 stop lying shitlorder!
[–] fatstriggerme 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
For years I've been in love with a guy who just moved there a while back. He's very promiscuous, I wouldn't say he has a fat fetish but pretty much will bang anything with a vagina. Seeing him with all those southern lards then finally settling down with the epitome of a chunky Tumblrina feminist has worked wonders for me getting over him!
[–] CttCJim 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My wife went home to Texas for the first time in 6 years back in January. We have only been shitlords for a couple years.
She came home traumatized by how fat everyone is back there.
We used to plan to go back there and retire in the future. Now that plan is nixed because she can't stand the thought of being surrounded by a sea of beetus when she's finally taken control and lost her share of that weight.
[–] rotten_blue_cat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The city I live in is one of the fastest in the nation. It's in Tennessee. 2/3 of the population is overweight/obese. And it's an Army town.
[–] FupaHooper 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Military towns are home to a unique variety of fat: the Military Dependopotamus.
[–] rotten_blue_cat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I have actually seen a dependerino. He left service, while she stayed in. He got fat, while she stayed thin.
[–] feedmemorescrubs ago
I love it whenever a dependopotamus album gets posted on here. They rustle my jimmies.
[–] journalistsarelazy 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago (edited ago)
Keep calm