Archived As much as I hate PETA, I hate lard beasts more. (scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net)
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Archived As much as I hate PETA, I hate lard beasts more. (scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net)
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[–] YouHaveDiabeetus ago (edited ago)
I've been a vegetarian for 19 years but do eat dairy in small amounts; I don't really drink milk and cheese only as a treat as part of pizza with my son because my mom who was never fat or smoked or drank and shitlorded died of cancer at 56 anyway- but she made it 7 years on a 2 year prognosis- fat feeds cancer cells estrogen.
First, your body will cram your omentum full of fat before it ever adds any to your boobs, so please don't risk your health because a butterbeast called you a stick, if that's the case. They say that stupid shit to me too"But I have huge boobs guys love!" Yeah whatever, take your saggy fat bags and post on tinder with no angles and tell me how it goes.
If you're actually underweight, some foods I eat that are higher calorie but not hugely unhealthy- almonds, walnuts, avocado hummus, oatmeal with dried fruit ( remove the water to up your calories ingested before you feel full), eat nut butter on your apples and bananas occasionally, look at what kind of bread you' re eating- some really dense types can cram a lot of calories in, make your salad with less lettuce and more of the other veg that's slightly higher in calories. Best of luck.
Edit: note that you can use the phrase " out with my boyfriend" I wouldn't stress too much.
[–] Kayfeldspar 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Why would I use the phrase "out with my boyfriend?" LMAO! I don't have a boyfriend, I have a husband.
As far as my weight gaining goals. My BMI is close to underweight and it bothers me that people constantly bring my size up. 5'2 103. I will feel more comfortable at 115 because then I can weight train and do cardio without worrying I might lose weight. My husband says 110 would be fine but idk. I want to be muscular and strong. I also think that I wouldn't get as many uninvited comments from strangers and HOPEFULLY be able to fit US sized clothing.
Thanks for your dieting advice. I eat lots of chick peas, lentils, daily avocados. I also soak almonds and make my own high calorie almond milk. I really don't know why I keep maintaining this weight. I made a Drs appointment just to make sure I don't have any "condishuns" with my thyroid, ulcers or anything and I'm healthy.
I'm really sorry to hear about your mom. She must have been a strong shitlord to fight that long.
[–] YouHaveDiabeetus ago (edited ago)
Sorry, husband not boyfriend.
I can imagine how much shit you get because I'm 5'1", always had linebacker shoulders that made me feel masculine as the only girl in gym doing 20 pull ups on the test in elementary school, and a whopping 122- 127 depending on the season. Rather than a gym, I have kettlebells in my own basement and everything else is seasonal, swimming in the summer, trail running a lot in the in the fall and spring, and lots of yoga inversions and odd "can a girl do a one arm push up?" craziness in the winter to keep me sane. So my size doesn't change really but my BMI and shape do and I still get a shit ton of comments- got told I could just eat and go up a size when I complained they hardly stocked any 2/4 dresses! I'm at the higher end of the spectrum and I want to yell " but you already took care of the sandwich and ten of its friends fatty, why do I need to do anything?"
Not that I would wish "condushuns" on anyone, but I'd be hoping to have something that explains it all and can be cured overnight so you don't have to hear about eating a sandwich several times a month. So good luck with "condishuns".