Archived As much as I hate PETA, I hate lard beasts more. (scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net)
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Archived As much as I hate PETA, I hate lard beasts more. (scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net)
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[–] Lilina 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Then PETA lardbeasts must be the worst.
[–] FitSlav [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Don't even go there, I couldn't contain myself.
[–] Lilina 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It'd make me rage, too. I want to save my Elfire Missiles for later.
[–] SevereHeebieJeebies 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Luckily vegans tend to not be lard beasts
[–] FemmeceeSpaceCat 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Oros are vegan. Tons of disgusting food is vegan. And now they make vegan versions of EVERYTHING. You can eat double fried loaded chili cheese fries as a vegan. You can eat all the pasta you want. Tons of sweets and snacks and cakes and cookies. And what's worse is the vegan milk substitutes. They're piled with sugar and other added shit and people just don't bother to look or they just don't care. I know more fat vegans than thin ones.
[–] Athideus 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
You know you're a lard ass when your one meal comes in a fucking bucket...
[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
whoever down voted you should be dragged out in the street and shot, good work shitlord
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Or you're buying a family bucket... for yourself.
[–] FitSlav [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I don't even eat that many veggies a day and I'm a vegetarian lol
[–] Fatty_McGoo 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
8 pieces. For fucks sake that's lunch for a week!
[–] FitSlav [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
How big is "a piece" anyway? I'm European, so I haven't the foggiest.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Here's a pic next to the boxes. You can tell the boxes are big since they're next to the cutting board the chicken is on. FYI one of those KFC chicken things is even slightly bigger than my hand
[–] Fatty_McGoo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Its a piece of chicken.. so generally a breast / thigh.. deep fried mind you.
[–] dildonkers 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Reddit hates PETA, so I have at least a little love for them.
Reddit also loves Cartman, probably because he's a fat cunt like them. Except he's funny, which they aren't.
[–] FitSlav [S] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
FAT SYMP...oh wait
I love Cartman, that character is the ultimate satire of fatties.
[–] Jimmy_Two_Fingers 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Not to mention Cartmans character has been used as a platform for shitlording since the 90s.
[–] SevereHeebieJeebies 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I wonder why they hate PETA.
[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
cuz peta tells them not to eat something... and that's insanity in their f'ed up minds
[–] Strikingearth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What would be the shitlord equivalent of this? Eating sushi with some ginger infused green tea?
[–] FitSlav [S] ago
Even shitlords can gorge on vast amounts of chicken. Go hog-wild if you so desire. Just stop before you become a fucking lard slurper. I don't give a fuck about your health...until you get fat.
[–] crimsonpowder ago
Drinking a ProteinWorld whey shake.
[–] RainbowShyRarity 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
That doesn't even sound like a "Cartman" thing to do, wouldn't Cartman have gone up to them and said something he thought was scathing and intelligent but just proved how dumb he was? Or at least done the whole topless eating actually in front of them, rather than sit naked in his truck and stare like some creepy rapist gorging on a ton of chicken.
[–] FitSlav [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, he'd do it for the attention.
[–] PommesPanzerSperre ago
http://slimgur.com/images/2015/06/22/a6900092290effb1bf533a6d2a2442f5.jpg
[–] FitSlav [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I can't support this banner and I'm an ovo-vegetarian. PETA is such a fucking fail.
[–] Lord_Fitizen 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I like PETA! Ethically treat animals. They feel mental and physical pain, kick your dog and see what happens. Animals go through horrors of suffering in the food system. Sick twisted shit. Locked in small cages and force fed till their legs break under them. Sort of like what fatties do to themselves.
[–] FitSlav [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If you "like PETA" you must be either an idiot or just very badly informed. PETA is a bunch of hypocrites, nothing else. Loudmouth wannabes.
[–] Doreen-Lou 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What they say and what they do are very different. PETA kills most of the animals they get in rather than rehoming them. They have a history of taking peoples pets and putting them down. They carry a mobile euthanasia kit in their animal pick up van and had a massive freezer installed in their headquarters to store the corpses until they have space to chuck them in the trash.
I love animals. I am a vegetarian and do animal rescue, but fuck PETA. They are more about making a fuss and a buck then caring about the animals that need help.
[–] Spacehuman 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
PETA would literally kill your dog if they could get their hands on him. Fuck them.
[–] YouHaveDiabeetus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Agree 100% that every animal with nerves feels what we do regardless of whether they comprehend it it on the level we do; I've been a vegetarian for 19 years. But PETA is not where money and time should go if actually care about animals https://www.consumerfreedom.com/articles/134-7-things-you-didnt-know-about-peta/