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[–] l23r 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

A size 4 is an actual size.

and the fact that she knows how a size 14 fits (or not) over her fupa knee means she has gone into a store, tried on their biggest size, gotten her sweat all over it - cause you know getting dressed is a workout - stretched it out, and probably left it in a pile on the floor (partially because she's lazy and does it at home, but also because she literally can't bend down to pick them up) before greasing herself up with her Purse Mayo to squeeze out the dressing room door and waddle towards the food court.