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[–] 7671850? 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
I can tell this is an exploitable photoshop because there's no way that creature has a gag reflex.
[–] praivo 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And that's the problem. It probably tried to choke itself but ended up just swallowing it instead.
[–] damnbiker 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm also pretty certain that this was one of those "I need feminism" signs, but I'm willing to believe that there was probably some connection to butter in the original set up. Like maybe:
or
or
or maybe its fingers were just caked in butter when it was having its picture taken.
Anyway, it's obvious that eating butter is the feminist's favourite strategy for fighting the patriarchy.
[–] DalaiFarmer 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
Normal people don't eat fucking sticks of butter.
[–] leweb 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Right? It's not even nice. I mean, if I'm going to eat something fatty, there are lots of much more appetizing things.
[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD ago
EW I knew a girl in middle school who would eat scoops of butter. At the time she was semi thin but I think it was more bc her mom was a dead beat piece of shit who would only occasionally buy them food. She would say it wasn't that bad but all I can imagin is it being greasy as fuck
[–] tapsnapornap 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
No. They just use a spoon instead
[–] Hinasil 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I can't even taste anything when I eat straight up butter. I just feel the grease all over my mouth, it's disgusting. The fact this hambeast nearly choked on a stick of butter tells us it's too lazy to cook and to kill itself.
[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The idea of eating a stick of butter makes me feel sick! Ew!! Why on earth would someone eat a stick of butter?!?! That's just like pouring lard and lbs down your throat, there is something really wrong with people who do that and enjoy it.. I am like wtf! Butter is awesome on crumpets but on its own ..... Just NO!! Vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit Is this an American thing? Is it common to do this in the states?
[–] SkinnyFrenchBitch 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Honestly, I thought that only Homer Simpson are doing things like that...
[–] stefwithanF 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Amateur mistake - she should have been eating butter out of the tub instead.
[–] scootycreampuff 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh God, all the images in my head about fats eating straight butter today have made me absolutely nauseous. That's not how you use butter.
[–] omar_coming_yo_ 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
so close to being rid of you.....
[–] ElectricPurple ago
This is 'shopped but we all know it does in fact eat sticks of butter, or at least puts whole sticks of butter in its "helthee recipeez".
[–] thefisherman1961 ago
Fake. But it's also a morbidly obese person, so have an upvote.