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[–] sizedouttaZero 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Just lace his beetus with cyanide, he won't even notice.
[–] ObeseRedditAdmin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The stuff you spray to keep your dog from chewing it might work as well.