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[–] [deleted] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
[–] Merediana ago
I think a normal person would have taken action before dad gets to >300lbs. Even if there is a reason why you absolutley can't move out - get a small fridge and lock it in your room.
[–] Pullmypork ago
I thought the same.
[–] RonaldMcShitlord ago
You'd be surprised. I've met 30 year olds who struggle to cook bacon and eggs. People are just really dependent on fast food and restaurants in our modern society.
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Holy shit... this guy sounds like a drug addict. I get being addicted to sugar and fatty foods but this kind of behaviour sounds more like a heroin or meth addiction WTF?
[–] derram 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Why are people so scared of standing up at all? I mean, we aren't even talking about a screaming session here, just say something. They are all sitting back in silence watching completely unacceptable behaviour carry on. How about a nice, simple, "Hey, why did you eat ALL my food ... again?" Fats are inconsiderate scum, but OP wants someone else to solve all their problems too.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm guessing delicate osteoporosis ridden knees and too much weight.
I suspect this is a whole hamily tbh.
[–] SHELF_ASS 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I wonder the same thing! The only spineless people I know in person are all fat too, so maybe this is more evidence OP is also fat
[–] sizedouttaZero 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Just lace his beetus with cyanide, he won't even notice.
[–] ObeseRedditAdmin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The stuff you spray to keep your dog from chewing it might work as well.
[–] belil569 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
feed him a pillow while he is sleeping.
[–] lezzmeister 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Get a mini fridge with lock and store it in your own room.
[–] L0RD-BEETUS ago
I'm thinking this might be a hamily. Complaining about the most obese member makes it feel better about its own vile habits.