Archived Ham pays to walk a 5k at 3 mph, then celebrates with donuts at the finish line. (sli.mg)
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Archived Ham pays to walk a 5k at 3 mph, then celebrates with donuts at the finish line. (sli.mg)
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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
WHY HAVE YOU SUMM.......
Oh.....yea. That's Planet Fatness' business model. They actually hate members like me who actually tax and use their equipment.
[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I heard a PF ad on the radio today, while I was sitting in my car after my morning iron worship. It made me so sad. I wanted to cry. Then some Ozzy came on and I was like FUCK ALL YOU PUSSIES!
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Exactly. There's a reason they say "24 hours a day. 10 dollars a month." They know that most of the members will just get the gym membership and brag that they go to the gym but rarely show up (except for on days they have pizza or some other beetus fuel).
[–] belil569 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I do their fir4less place where I am. Same deal. Just go at 4 am when no fatties can get there and I have the place all yo myself short of a couple of cute soccer mom's.