Archived We're gonna have to call in Sherlock Holmes to solve this myste(ry) (i.sli.mg)
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Archived We're gonna have to call in Sherlock Holmes to solve this myste(ry) (i.sli.mg)
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[–] MirrorMan 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It ain't the D that is the issue. It's the K that is needed in tandem with the D for the body to use the D. Fatties will drink milk and get their D from the government. Unfortunately, to get K you need to eat, you guessed it, vegetables. The horror.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Reminds me of an episode (Think it was "you are what you eat" or something like that). The fatty was to try vegetables and fruits for the first time ever. She started crying cause she didn't want to eat broccoli (or was it a strawberry..)
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Ohhhhh I remember that. I think it was called "Freaky Eaters" and the hambeast ate nothing but cheesy potatoes for the last 30 years. Its pigfucker was banished to eat his meals in another room because just seeing anything green upset the beast. He would try to coax it to eat vegetables in a manner like you would try to coax a frightened animal out from under the bed. Fucking pathetic
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm not sure what 'K' stands for in this context, but perhaps if a shitlady was really worried about their levels they could take the D intravaginally?
[–] RedStilettoes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's potassium, but I see @Mirrorman 's point, not only is her diet shit but it is possible that her parathyroid (Not thyroid but close to it) is fucking up because her kidneys are dying and the parathyroid rips calcium out of the bone and puts it in to the blood there by creating a deficiency. long story short, her body is trying to compensate for the damage she's done and is causing more damage since she hasn't changed her lifestyle.