Archived We're gonna have to call in Sherlock Holmes to solve this myste(ry) (i.sli.mg)
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Archived We're gonna have to call in Sherlock Holmes to solve this myste(ry) (i.sli.mg)
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[–] Galahad607 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
The phrase "history of vitamin D deficiency" is just confusing the fuck out of me. I mean, if they had rickets they would be winging about that. History implies either a long stretch or multiple periods of however the fuck they figured they had the deficiency. So they didn't realize the first time or any time that they needed to take a fucking vitamin pill or just roll their bloated carcass outside for a fraction of a day?
[–] Perron 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
They eat so much yet are malnourished and deficient, because all they eat is beetusy trash
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
^ Your daily IUs of vitamin D take up so little volume that they actually have to make the pill bigger. For contrast, a pill with 100% DV of calcium would be too large to possibly swallow.
[–] MirrorMan 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It ain't the D that is the issue. It's the K that is needed in tandem with the D for the body to use the D. Fatties will drink milk and get their D from the government. Unfortunately, to get K you need to eat, you guessed it, vegetables. The horror.
[–] SaveTheChildren 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
You achieved the perfect smear. I really want to read it, and I can make some words out, but it would be way too much effort to really try to read it.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Found it. I don't know why OP blurred it out. The rest of the post is solid FPH material and the comments are a fatlogic bonus. "Ree, treat me and my obesity related problems like a thin person!!"
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Archive.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fats are so stupid, they don't realize how many problems are tied to diet and exercise. Of course you're going to feel like shit when you're malnourished, less flexible, have shitty carduovascular health, and are carrying around an extra 100 pounds.
[–] BaronVonThunderBolt 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thanks for being awesome as always CAS
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Thanks for doing that.
So we see the reality behind "my doctor profiled me because I'm overweight, they didn't even run any tests!" OP complains that Jcc123 is Baltzing 'em.
[–] legendaryshitlord ago
I don't even get why the blurred it.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
HAES in a nutshell. As long as I can still breath (barely), talk, and eat, I'm perfectly healthy.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"I look like Jabba the Hutt and can't run or do yoga poses correctly or otherwise participate in normal human activities, but my blood work came back fine so clearly you're just fat-shaming me!"
[–] omar_coming_yo_ 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's like saying... yeah... I've had my leg blown off, but other than that.. Im good to go!
[–] [deleted] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
[–] omar_coming_yo_ 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Classic Monty Python..
got a chuckle out of me
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
/r/AskDocs post: "my lungs feel terrible and I can't run to the stop sign without getting winded."
"Yeah, I smoke a pack a day, but other than that I have no other issues."
[–] l23r 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Why are they always "living in their body"? I've never heard anyone say that except the morbidly obese.
Best part is when they asked "if a person with a normal BMI wrote this post and you were only addressing the issue with my arms and hands what would your theory be?" and the person responded back with the exact same answer. Diabetic neuropathy... The fact that they think that the doctor wouldn't suspect diabetes in a thin or fit person means that diabetes is a fat persons disease. Fat people? Getting diseases? So shocked!
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I actually hear "living in your body" fairly often in eating disorder recovery. I don't think they use it the same as an obeast does. It's supposed to mean being 'present' in your body, i.e. actually paying attention to hunger signals or what your ED voice is telling you to do and how that confirms/conflicts with what your body is telling you. Not really the same, so it seems like yet another thing hamhands have warped for their own use.
[–] New_Targaryen_Empire 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"It takes a ton of effort for me to go to the doctor every day, and buy a new mattress, and to do basically anything besides sit on my couch." "Hey, maybe you should take a tiny bit of that effort and put it towards eating less." "That isn't the problem! I didn't say I had knee issues so stop fat shaming me!"
The stupidity of these things continues to boggle my mind. Losing weight is literally one of the easiest things you can do to increase your quality of life significantly. On a side note, I don't think it will have to worry about how much worse it will be in 10 years.
[–] Creggieb 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It can't be obesity cuz HAES. Now that we have ruled out the impossible, we are left with the incredibly improbable, like genetics, conditions, and other fatlogic excuses.
[–] fabulousalpaca ago
She's clearly in starvation mode guys! /s