Archived Okay, what the fuck? They're seriously contemplating casting Amy Schumer as Barbie? (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived Okay, what the fuck? They're seriously contemplating casting Amy Schumer as Barbie? (fatpeoplehate)
submitted ago by planetofthehambeasts
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Yeah, it's ridiculous and will be terrible for Barbie. Have you heard the plot, though? Fat Barbie gets kicked out of the land of Barbie for not being perfect enough and goes on to learn a lesson about unattainable beauty standards or something. But in the land of Barbie, everyone is perfect except for this one fatarse so where is the unattainable part? It doesn't make sense even before you consider how pathetic the whole idea is.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Please tell me you're joking...
[–] New_Targaryen_Empire ago
Unfortunately C&S presented an accurate plot summary :/
[–] cocteautwins 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
haha!
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[–] planetofthehambeasts [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Oh yeah, of course he will. How else are they supposed to make the whiny hambeasts feel like they're attractive?
[–] christ93 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Trailer trash Barbie?
[–] AnyColourYouLike 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Perhaps they are going for the old, discarded, washed up, and romantically retired cat-lady Barbie in this particular film?
[–] NZ_MPS 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah fuck Hollywood and their fatty feminist sjw forced diversity bullshit.
After that streep speech took a dig at mma/football, I won't be going to the movies again. I don't want to give those dicks a cent.
[–] WeightsNotCakes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Should have cast her as Mrs Potato Head. A role where she actually has some resemblance to the character.
[–] HAESSnowflake 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh yea this was floating around this sub a month ago or something. Supposedly she is supposed to be like a barbie reject or something in the movie, I don't really care to look into it though.
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[–] planetofthehambeasts [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
yeah, at first I thought it was some fucking weird joke – but nope, it's 'in the talks'. I will shank someone if the live action barbie movie that I've wanted since I was 10 years old stars an unfunny fat fuck.
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