Archived Fatty tries climbing down balcony. Fatty falls 3 stories (hw-mobile.worldstarhiphop.com)
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Archived Fatty tries climbing down balcony. Fatty falls 3 stories (hw-mobile.worldstarhiphop.com)
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[–] Ruston 0 points 48 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago
why the hell do these things try to act human? are they so self unaware that they don't realize that they cannot do things that humans can?
look, i think it is cool that birds can fly. but if i jumped off a building and flapped my arms, i would not expect to fly. I am not a bird. so i cannot do the same things birds can do.
just at eat beasts are not human. so they should not expect to be able to do what humans can do.
[–] Apathy 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Because they don't participate in any activity that requires exercise, so they don't understand the limits of their body. Everything they know is in their imagination. The second I saw her try to use her arms to drop down I knew she didn't have the strength to hold her own weight, even if it was just to let herself down. It was probably the first time in her life she tried to use her arms to support her own weight.
She just got a good dose of reality.
[–] turbo77 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Got a good dose of her own gravity too as a bonus!
[–] Tiredofyourshit 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I wouldn't be surprised if the fall broke or shattered her hip/pelvis
Skinny and fit people usually don't do this shit, what makes her obese ass think she can?
[–] Delusion_of_Adequacy 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Same reason as why she's fat: bad judgment.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 28 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago
[–] Lilina 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Magnitude 3.5 aftershock when the fatty was removed from the ground.
[–] CrackingYs 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
According to her Tumblr, gravity is just a theory invented by the thin privileged.
[–] didntsayeeeee 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Newton: skinny
Einstein: skinny
Checks out.
[–] Dashippy 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
It's hilarious how little her friend cares. She says "Oh my god are you alright?" in such a bored manner it's obvious she was thinking "Please don't be".
[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
she was a fat too, notice she didn't get up or move when her friend was probably severely injured
[–] Rassmasta 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Falling fatties are hilarious.
[–] RuckedUp 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
video proof that being fat does make you stupid.
[–] Crimson88 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And viceversa.
[–] PrivateJoker 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
The world's laziest 3 story fall. Shit happened in slow motion
[–] Dead-Beat-Shit-Head [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Lmao , looks like a blob from a lava lamp
[–] PrivateJoker 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Thanks for the
constructive criticismworthless comment[–] dildonkers 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This is the best thing ever. Pity it wasn't head first onto concrete.
[–] l23r 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
FIY the same video was posted a couple days ago.
[–] Dead-Beat-Shit-Head [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
My bad pal,new to the sub
[–] l23r 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's okay :) Spread the fat... like butter on a piece of Wonder Bread!