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[–] Nachostador ago 

You just reminded me of my favorite Uber ride.

Last year, I pooled with another passenger. We picked her up 5 minutes after me. Mini planet gets in the front seat next to the driver (probably too physically strenuous to slide in the back seat).

The driver is a pretty talkative middle-aged lady (human sized). She starts chatting her up.

10 minutes in, she asks her when she's due. Mini planet tries to deflect the question. The driver asks the question again. Answer; "I'm not pregnant".

Shitlord grinning in the back.

Most awkward AND satisfying end of a ride I ever had on Uber.