Hello so one of my bosses is moving to florida and yesterday was her last day so she setup a bar meet around 6pm for all of the models to come drink and see her off. I'm 22. I still have my ID from the previous state I lived in. Occasionally I get idiots telling me they've never see an id like this before and they legitimately have to check if its real. Usually by looking up if the state is even real!
So I walk in. I see my boss. I immediately give her a hug. one of my friends who also does the same job is there and she comes and hugs me too. Next thing I hear "I need to see your ID" from a fat fucking bartender. I'm like okay whatever. I hand him my ID.
He stares at it close to a light and says "Its fake."
Me: Its not fake.
Friend: Its not fake, we go to night clubs and other bars all the time together.
Fat fuck: Even if its not fake you can't be in here anyway. It says you were born in 98.
Me: You can't read. I was born in 1994. It says so right there.
Fat fuck: Well its hard to read so it must be fake.
Me: .........what? MY boss is sitting right there, you can ask her fucks sake.
Fat Fuck: Don't care. Can't have you in here. Leave.
So I had to tell my boss goodbye in less then 10 minutes :( I seriously hate fats so god damn much. IT not only couldn't read, but i'm pretty sure it just didn't want to admit it didn't know where I previously lived even existed.
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
[–] miqotes [S] 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago
Thats what I was planning on doing. There were so many people there to verify my age and it couldn't bother to even say anything. I didn't even care about drinking, I just wanted to see my boss before she left.
[–] Fllmia 1 point 21 points 22 points (+22|-1) ago
Message me the info and I will gladly call this cunts manager and help get it canned.
[–] HammyFlammy 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
The fat rolls were probably covering his eyes and blurring his vision.
[–] miqotes [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I didn't get a photo, but it was a short planet. Like 400 ibs fat and only about 3-4 inches taller than me.
[–] Perron 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That and the cataracts from the beetus
[–] Fllmia 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
Ask for a manager next time. If none is there call the cops and report the fat for discrimination.
[–] miqotes [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I will if it happens again, but I have an appointment to get a id for this state in a few weeks so I was just going to go back and ask if it thinks the new one is fake too just to be a petty ass.
[–] HamilySpawn 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Please, PLEASE, report back! I want to know what happens. Fat fuck can't see with all the adipose on its face.
[–] lezzmeister 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Do it. But make sure his manager is there.
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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thanks for this, I work in a liquor store and people don't realize how much shit we get into if we take something that's not valid, and they send secret shoppers at least once a week with all kinds of things wrong to test us. I had a $600 fine once because I didn't make someone go back to their car to get a second piece, as she was all kinds of flustered and said she was in a huge rush and I stupidly told her ok as she definitely looked old enough but still under 30. I'm not making that mistake again, and people get SO mad at me if I refuse them for not having ID.
However, the guy in OP's story is a stupid fuck for not knowing her ID was real.
[–] WeightIsPersonality 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
One time wouldn't hurt, probably, but repeatedly kicking out legal-age customers would be bad for business, especially if word spreads.
[–] ThinPerson 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Don't call the cops for something this petty. Get a manager or order a chocolate milk and throw it at his ass
[–] SaintThorlak 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
We got fifty states, do you expect a fatty to remember them all?
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Lesse... Burgerhoma, Cheddarfornia, Mayorado, Texmexas...
[–] ElMachina 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
North DaBloata, South DaBloata, Uhh...AlaHAMa?
[–] miqotes [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
True. My answer is no, but I personally I feel like you should know the states if you live in the u.s.
[–] GuamWhaleWatcher 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Your think that's hard? I'm from Guam. These dumb fucks aren't even capable of realizing that the U.S is more than the 50 states. We also have Puerto Rico, Washington DC, Guam, Virgin Islands, and Northern Marianas.
Had my ID destroyed by fat bouncers wondering if it's real. Was told to bring my passport instead. Why would I carry my $110 passport to drink in my own country? But then again, if they paid attention in school, they'd probably not be working as a bouncer.
[–] YamaMaya 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
The beetus is clearly taking it's eyes.
[–] pizzajesus 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Leave! Attractive young women are bad for business at bars /s
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] miqotes [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
No. I used to live in Delaware. Moved back to California, but I still have my DE id.
[–] 7549539? ago
Currently live in South Carolina. Can confirm that Delaware is an imaginary state to most people here, too.
But seriously, I lived in DC and Virginia and out of the thousands of people I've met in my life, maybe two have been from Delaware.
[–] Rialed ago
LPT: whenever you see a fat, leave. Wherever you are, a club, a bar, a restaurant, wherever, just leave. Things will not get better there. You need to go.
[–] miqotes [S] ago
Thanks for that. Stupid fat apologized to them after I left....not while I was still there.