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[–] Captain_Janeway 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

TL;DR: It got fat because it broke its hip and couldn't exercise (not exercising doesn't cause obesity), then it was a 24-7 caregiver for its aunt, whom it couldn't leave alone, which caused it to get fatter (being busy doesn't cause obesity), then it stuffed its face because of sad fee-fees (ding ding ding, excess calories cause obesity!), but it loves itself and is so unconcerned about being made fun of that it made a whole fattit post about it seeking validation.

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[–] Slimabuns 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Yeah I immediately stopped reading after I saw the usual excuses. Each and every single one of the hams have some sob story or excuse: bad back, knees, ankle, depression, glands etc. it's so fucking ridiculous. Are we supposed to believe that over 70% of the population is too seriously injured to work out? Too injured to stop eating? Stfu.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake ago 

Don't forget, it doesn't care because it loves itself. So much so it ended almost every paragraph with that phrase. Because ya know, saying it enough makes it true, right?