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[–] hieronymoose_gnosh 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

"...but I don't mind."

I don't mind so much, that after I finished my ten minute elliptical session and thirty minute selfie session, I went home and fired up my computer so that I could explain to reddit's largest hugbox echo chamber that their actions had no effect on me. In fact, I'm so unaffected, that I will tell everyone how a group of pretty girls laughing in the same room I'm in has no noticeable effect on my self-esteem, because I'm a strong independent woman despite being an obese piece of shit. - Fat girl (if she had self-awareness)

"In a month when the new year shit has worn off, I'm still going to be dieting and working my ass off at the gym everyday. It's not so you, or anyone else, will except me. It's for me."

Just like this post, which got 8000 upvotes and 3 months of reeeeeeddit gold is for you - your validation. I'll start preaching HAES if this person is still going to the gym and doing whatever they consider "dieting" is in a month. Is it a coincidence that this was posted merely four days after New Year's? Or is it likely that this person had a sudden urge to better herself by pinning all her hopes on her New Year's resolutions - the single catalyst that will definitely save her from herself this time.

But guess what? The reason you haven't already lost the weight isn't because all you needed was a small kick in the pants to get you motivated to go to the gym and eat right. The reason you're still fat despite acknowledging it is because it's so much easier to believe that all of your problems are outside of your control, and therefore you can sit back blamelessly as your life turns to shit right before your very eyes, all while munching Doritos or cheesecake by the kilogram, and say "It's not my fault! I broke my hip, my aunt was sick, I have no time, I have a new job, I'm tired, I'm out of town, it's Christmas, it's Thanksgiving, it's Easter..." ad infinitum.

You posted this after New Year's because you're a flake. You're unable to commit to anything and hope the outside world forces you to do what you lack the self-control to do without help. No amount of "self-love" compliment fishing is going to change that about you.

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[–] ErzherzogVonScheisse 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

That fucking OP is replying to everyone in the thread too, talking as if she's the mayor of the gym now. She probably thinks each reply burns 200 calories so she can have an extra big "cheat meal" tonight, on the 5th day of her diet.

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[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

and by 5th day of "diet" she means eating green m&ms and 4 green slushies so she can get her "greens"

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

To be fair, each labored breath it takes is probably more calories than my workouts. That's why it needs to constantly shovel chocolate into its rancid maw.

Gotta keep up muh sugahs! :3

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I guess eating potato chips every day constantly makes these fuckers extra salty.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake ago 

I love seeing these posts, especially when they end it with "I'll still be working out a month from now.." because I know how they will end. You'll see one or two more Posts, followed by the final "I ate four tubs of frosting today, God I'm so gross, need to get back on track...ree reeee" then when they don't get a million upvotes for being disgusting, the account goes dark indefinitely. Just look through the loseit subreddit and you'll see exactly what I'm referring to.

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[–] Captain_Janeway 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

TL;DR: It got fat because it broke its hip and couldn't exercise (not exercising doesn't cause obesity), then it was a 24-7 caregiver for its aunt, whom it couldn't leave alone, which caused it to get fatter (being busy doesn't cause obesity), then it stuffed its face because of sad fee-fees (ding ding ding, excess calories cause obesity!), but it loves itself and is so unconcerned about being made fun of that it made a whole fattit post about it seeking validation.

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[–] Slimabuns 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Yeah I immediately stopped reading after I saw the usual excuses. Each and every single one of the hams have some sob story or excuse: bad back, knees, ankle, depression, glands etc. it's so fucking ridiculous. Are we supposed to believe that over 70% of the population is too seriously injured to work out? Too injured to stop eating? Stfu.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake ago 

Don't forget, it doesn't care because it loves itself. So much so it ended almost every paragraph with that phrase. Because ya know, saying it enough makes it true, right?

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[–] RevientaPutoGordo 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

"In a month when the new year shit has worn off, I'm still going to be dieting and working my ass off at the gym everyday."

No, you won't

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[–] ErzherzogVonScheisse 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"I'm not going to be like all the other people who say that they'll definitely still be here a month from now. I really will be!!!"

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

I'm calling bullshit.

Three skinny gymgoers are snapchatting about her?

Link? Oh, there isn't one. Surprise, surprise, surprise! Can you imagine how much hugbox karma a redditor would get for exposing this if it actually happened?

And you didn't report it to the gym? Seriously, even the "Bro-gyms" will revoke someone's membership for this.

This is just internal monologue manifesting into a story.

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[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's all insecurity... feels fat and out of place, hears people laughing -> must be about me!

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[–] HitlerDinduNufin 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There is nothing out of place about a fat chick in the gym in early January.

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[–] 7506926? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Because none of it happened. Assuming she was in the gym at all, a) posting on the 4th day of the year is totally just a coincidence, and she's totally not a resolutioner, on her first day at the gym in her entire life, b) saw a couple skinny bitches looking at a phone and giggling, they were obviously taking pictures of her.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Link? Oh, there isn't one. Surprise, surprise, surprise! Can you imagine how much hugbox karma a redditor would get for exposing this if it actually happened?

Yeah, how exactly did the OP know it was snapchatting? Did she just mentally fill in the blanks?

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[–] french_runner 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah I thought the same thing.

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[–] Knote 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

"The only people I judge at the gym are the people who get dressed up in their athleisure wear to go hang out and fuck around on their phones and Snapchat and mock people.

Fat people at the gym, on the other hand, are the people I respect the most, because what they are doing takes the most willpower at that moment of anyone in the room."

Lmao, fat people tend to be the ones that do that, moron.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I judge anyone who obviously isn't putting out effort. When I see a 70 year old (not frail and on the verge of death) guy put 50 lbs on the bench press machine, do half a rep, then repeatedly wiggle it up and down half an inch, I judge him. I judge the fuckers who lay half their body on the front of the treadmill and just let it drag their feet. I judge anyone lifting so little weight that after doing a set, they look like they just woke up from a nap. I could go on, but I should get ready for work.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lmao, fat people tend to be the ones that do that, moron.

There's a reason "workout" clothes with ham slogans aren't made with fabric that wicks away sweat. Demand for the latter is only among people who actually exercise. When I was on the track team, I wanted the lightest clothes and shortest shorts possible, and they had better fucking be a sweat-wicking fabric. Even at work, all my polo shirts are NordicTrack for the exact same reason.

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[–] Knote 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well just existing makes them sweat

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[–] HammyFlammy [S] 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Long story short, Hamantha goes to the gym, sits on a stationary bike for ten minutes, sees a couple fit girls laughing to themselves and minding their own business. Then proceeds to drive home, chug a gallon of ice cream and cry about it on Reddit and probably Tumblr.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

7 months ago, she commented on /r/xxfitness asking about weight loss supplements...

And even the strongest OTC stimulants have in fine print that they don't burn fat without diet and exercise. For example, Amberlynn Reid was not hungry when she was on diet pills, and insisted on stuffing her face with (crappy) pizza anyway. Stimulants and appetite suppressants and protein lead you to water a lot more easily than by yourself, but hams still refuse to drink.

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[–] Bobsentme 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Pretty much the very definition of a "that happened" story.

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[–] Densz 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Then she died, and I ate my feelings

What on earth does that even mean? Everyone experiences grandparents and parents dying. Everyone. How can anyone possibly view a piece of pie as a substitute grandma? That's so insulting to grandma. "Oh no, my grandma who I've known my whole life died, how terrible, oh no, it's awfu.....hey, look a piece of pie! :)" Fat people are fucking weird and soulless.

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[–] CaptainJeanLucPicard 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Why do people who eat their feelings rarely do it with nicely steamed green beans and carrots?

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[–] ShitArchon ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, it's never "my grandma died, I want some delicious juicy steak." "Eating their feelings" is always something bland and sweet.

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