So I got to be a part of a little shitlording during my travels this winter break, so I just wanted to share this little bit with you guys!
So, my dad and I got checked in through security in the airport a few days ago and we decided to hit the airport Starbucks to get a quick breakfast before our flight. We proceeded to get in line behind this behemoth of what used to be a 5'10'' human woman. Flabby patty is asked what she would like to order and it replies "I would like one sausage egg and cheese sandwich, one bacon and cheese biscuit with extra bacon, and one double chocolate chip frappuccino, I need the caffeine tee-hee!!"
After the hippo gasps out the rest of its order, the starbucks girl asked for it's name and the hambeast replies in a gasp, "My name is Claire!"
As soon as it waddled away my dad leans over to me and whispers "I bet that her name is short for Éclair."
As soon as I start bursting out laughing, my grandpa comes walking over, looks at the wildebeest, points at it, and whispers into my other ear, "Holy shit, I think the Missouri varsity Bear Wrestling team must have a tournament here!"
I don't think I've laughed so hard so early in the morning before. Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed my great start to winter break as much as I did!
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[–] voteforfreedom 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
For sure, you become the chef that makes the Sheppard's pie....
you end up finally discovering the spices that go in the ground meat layer...you see the next generation still trying to figure out what the fuck the cream corn layer IS....and realize that you will die with the latest generation still lost in the mash fluff at the top
Forget about the fact that they get excited when they find out paprika powder goes on the over baked fluff...they seem oblivious to the pinch of nutmeg and ground pepper in the meat at the bottom...and they won't pay attention when you try to tell em about it
[–] Hamderella 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
https://i.sli.mg/ZKWfza.gif
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[–] voteforfreedom 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
my brain works in ridiculous ways
I sometimes secretly laugh at what it comes up with
[–] Aliantha 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Creamed corn in sheppard's pie? Wat?
[–] voteforfreedom ago
oh....I have seen such horrors!